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January
2003
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CANDIDATES FOR REPLACEMENT TOGAS SHORTLISTED BY COUNCIL |
Story by Glamgasm, 'King of the Rumbling Spires' | |
Some time ago, NotS brought you the
exclusive revelation that the transparent toga in
everyday use was soon to be a thing of the past, and that
the garment would be reserved for special formal
occasions in the future. Now we can bring you the designs
that the High Council have chosen to replace the
traditional outfits worn by all followers of the Sutra.
We have no idea if the new Ruling Buddha of the High
Council will overrule this decision or not. Many of the outfits are highly controversial, and the sanity of the High Council must be called into question, though some of the possible winners do receive high congratulations from me. However, I would have liked to have seen more glamour and glitz, lots of glitter would have been very nice indeed and I am sorely disappointed at the lack of over-sized shoulder pads in the contenders. As the unofficial glamour and fashion guru of TOSA I feel that I should have been asked for my opinion and possibly even designs. Who knows, maybe I was but I've been so busy with my world tour that I haven't been home yet to my batchelor pad in London to check my post. I expect Giles would have told me if I had received anything important from the high council. Oh Giles is my glittery butler by the way, I don't think I've mentioned him before. Maybe I should make him try out the different outfits and then I'll take a picture of him for you all to laugh at or admire in some kinky deviant way? Ah, but enough frivolity. On to the contenders. Scroll back up to view all the entries for the new TOGA outfit to be worn in everyday use by members of Sutra Temples. Then you can go to the World of Shrine OOC Group and vote on which design YOU would like to wear during your studies of the Sutra! The winning entry will be revealed at the OOC Group when the poll is closed and I shall wear the winning design when I sing at the opening of the Winter Games! WOW! Finally, for your
delictation I have included below some designs which
didn't quite make the shortlist but are worth a quick
glance:
Nevertheless,
choose one of the 6 entries and Join the OOC Group here. If YOU
have a far
better suggestion |
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Entry 5:
Entry 6:
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OPEN INVITATIONS TO THE STARS! |
Story by Ceridwen ach Eryi | ||||||||||||||||
A result of
a drunken night out, we at the NotS candidly present our
invitations to the stars to join the glorious Temple of
Sensual Awareness! Yes, we have truly outdone ourselves this time! Maybe it is because we cannot see a damn thing, what with no lights, maybe it is because we really did drink Cerberus' entire supply of alcohol this New Year...but the first invitation to a star to join TOSA has been sent. Here is what we wrote to our first Dear Mr. Wood, First of all, may we just take the time to congratulate you on your recent work in the continuing 'Lord of the Rings' saga: your acting is admirable, your accent impeccable, and the scenery so very beautiful. May your work bring you much joy and happiness in the years to come! However, down to the real business at hand: We run a fictional temple, yet it's highly reputable. Currently we are under attack from a highly blasphemous individual possessed by an ancient demon, but we have excellent jacuzzi and dormitory facilities, always open to the weary traveller and the seeker of enlightenment. We would like to take this oppotunity to invite you to join our growing community. We feel you would be a valuble ally and a great asset to the group. You would gain much out of being a part of our temple! For more information, or to join the temple, please visit: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Temple_Of_Sensual_Awareness/ We must stress we are not complete wierdos, only marginal weirdos. We are NOT psychopaths, either. Well, one of us might be, but then, there is always one. If you have any further questions, please direct these for the attention of the Shrinemaster, or Ceridwen ach Eryi at our OOC (out-of- character) forum: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/the_tosa_sanctum/ We would welcome a reply, if only to decline our generous offer. However, we hope you will join us! Love & Biscuits, - Ceridwen & Shrine xxxxx
We sent
this letter via air mail first class, and now await the
reply. We could be waiting for a while...Anything we do
receive back will be scanned in for the next available
edition of the NotS, so you can all see!
More NotS Next Month... maybe... if the world is still here... and we can see to type... oh my. |