Tell yourself to "Get Up Trinity" every time you trip.
Call your breakfast "Ugly bowl o' snot"
Tell a bully to "hit me, if you can"
Run to a phoneboth right before a bigrig hits it
Try to fly every time you hang up a phone
Cant help eating every red pill you can find
Like to wear leather
try to do a handstand at the shooting range (woops!)
Accuse your boss of being an agent
Do the Neo-walk through metal detectors
Make all your freinds stand around a phone looking cool
Rename your friends after computer parts
Goto stupid Matrix Websites like this one
glance at people wearing sunglasses suspiciously