I've learned some pretty silly things from watching the original Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special. I've also learned some very meaningful things as well. See if you can tell which of the following might be important in your life.

• Snowmen at the North Pole can talk. And play the banjo, too! (Who knew?)

• A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.

• Elf songs can get on Santa's nerves.

• What's a Christmas tree without tinsel?

• Dentist elves are great at making pig noises (oink, oink).

• Even among misfits you can be a misfit.

• Licking an ice pick might taste like nothing but it's sure to get strange looks from your friends.

• Bumbles bounce.

• You can't run away from your troubles. Pretty soon, you know where you have to go... HOME!

• A snowstorm at the North Pole isn't a fit night out for man or beast.

• Even a reindeer coach might not let your kid play in any games.

• You're not a real Santa unless you can jiggle when you laugh.

• Bumbles can't swim.

• Misfits can serve an important purpose just like anyone else.

• Mud is great for hiding a shiny nose but it's not very "com-fuht-uhble".

• To escape from a snow monster, either have a dentist pull its teeth or use a pick to create an ice float.

• A tall person (such as a Bumble) can come in handy for placing the star on top of a tree and they don't need a ladder.

• The world can be alot more dangerous when you are far from home.

• It's good to have friends you can rely on.

• Santa doesn't need any chewing dolls.

• Reindeer won't let you play any reindeer games if you have a shiny nose.

• When a gal tells a guy that he is cute, it can make him want to fly.

• There's always tomorrow.

• Elves don't seem to have much respect for dentists.

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