"Wal-Mart Today" was first published in 1970. It's the magazine for "associates, by associates," so to speak. Essentially, brainwashing literature. In the beginning of each issue is a section called "Today's View" which is supposed to make us think about ourselves and management, leaders, etc. Well, This month talks about a third grade teacher's influence being related to that of Sam Walton. "Sam Walton was a great leader because he helped develop those around him. Just like the teachers I had in school or the company leaders I see today, a leader's impact can be seen in those who follow..."

Fellow drone "Karl" and I figured out exactly what this means:

1. The writer's teachers, essentially, SUCKED. (Karl)
2. Sam Walton sucks. (Weez)
3. Sam is a mass. (Karl)
4. Mass = heavy thinker. (Karl)
5. Heavy thinker(?)=Hitler. (Karl)
6. Hitler = Satan. (Weez)
7. Hitler = Crazy. (Karl)
8. Therefore, Sam Walton=crazy satanic Hitler. or, the anti-christ

Later, the observation was made about the title "Wal*Mart Today." See, the "O" in "today" is the earth. So:

1. Wal-Mart is nicknamed "wally world" (karl)
2. Walls were built around concentration camps (weez)
3. Hitler = Satan (as previously established)
4. Satanic worship = World Mart (Karl)
5. World Mart = Earth in O in "Wal-Mart Today" (Karl)
6. "WORLD taken over by "WORLD MART" (Karl/Weez)
7. World Mart was original name, but later changed as to be inconspicuous to victims..er.. shoppers.(Karl)



Another article discusses Leadership, and features a picture of Sam in a break room eating a feast.

1. People must EAT to live.
2. Live = EVIL backwards (Karl)
3. Sam Walton=Evil



Turning to "REAL Stories of Loss Prevention", the story is called "Instant Reaction." On the opposite page are Wal-Mart National Champion "truck drivers."

1. Death = Instant reaction (Karl)
2. Flames = bombs (weez)
3. Wings = airplane (Weez)
4. "Truck drivers" = pilots (weez)
5. Pilots + airplanes + bombs = instant reaction:
6. Wal*Mart takes over the world and becomes WORLD MART.



It's all one big circle, see..? That's also what the smiley face is all about.. which can be explained here.



© 2001, Alyssa Warrick


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