'Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?'

'I don't know. I've never met your father's people.'

Women are to blame for all the lying men do -- they will insist on asking questions.

Delivering his judgment in a bigamy case, the judge said to the accused: "No charge could be proved. You can go now, freely!"

Accused: "Go? But to where? To my first wife or to the second?"

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job Ms. Verma?

Ms Verma: The boss kept kissing me.

Interviewer: I see. Then I can understand why you

wanted to quit.

Ms Verma: Yes, I can't stand beards.

Boss to secretary: Miss Rosinie! you are very late to the office. Explain it.

Rossine: Sir...! Actually a Youngman was following me.

Boss: Is it any excuse?

Rossie: It is sir...He was walking very slowly.

What does C.I.D. stand for?

Simple "Cops In Disguise"