FRIENDS
(Yes, I Have Some)
Sloan OFTEN Finds Herself Lounging In The Local Good Will. That's Why Every Boy In Town Asked Her To Their Junior High Prom. Say, Didn't Kathie Lee Gifford Design That Dress Sloany?
co-founder of Wendy's Number One:
Sloany Shmoany Rock Ya Like A Pony!
co-founder of Wendy's Number Two:
a lil' bit of meggy bent
AKA Karen Brewer, or 'bent'
I know what you're all thinking, "My, Valery, isn't she a little young? I mean she still has sheep slippers!" But just look at that smile. Yes, Meg covers up well the evil that spawns within. Her mother could never resist her in that purple dress.
(Meaghan now resides in a small town, where she has been corrupted by other teenagers who once too, wore cute, ruffled dresses.
co-founder of Wendy's number three:
Melanie
AKA Smelly, Melly, Loser, Geek

And here are two more hard workers of the all evil one, wrapped up in pretty girliness. On the right we have young Melanie, younger Valery's sister. This was taken on one of our frequent visits to Grandma's house, spent playing Barbie's on her floor with a giant plastic cat, trying to convince grandma that Barbie really DOES like it when the blue cat sticks Barbie's head in its mouth.
A Little Bit Of Tanya In The Sun, A Little Bit Of Corri All Night Long, A Little Bit Of Valery The Only One Without A Garter, A Little Bit Of Heidi Till You Reach The Sky! Even Lou Bega can't keep up with this crew in heels! Prom 2000. What a fine and dandy night it was.
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