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  Monarch Sounds

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Lexie: Then why the long face?
Archie: My new chef's done a bunk.
Lexie: You cannot be serious
Archie: Well who else can I ask?
Lexie: Good ol' Lexie! Instant doormat.
Archie: Is that how you feel?
Lexie: Well, one minute I'm going to the ball, the next minute I'm stuck in the kitchen. Stella's right. I'm just the housekeeper.
Archie: You know I don't think of you like that.
Lexie: You don't think of me at all.
Archie: I do. I do Lexie. A lot
Lexie: You've got a funny way of showing it Archie Macdonald. Just go now please.
Click here (Length 37 seconds)

Lexie: I'm not going to go.
Duncan: What she been sayin' to ya?
Lexie: Nuthin.
Duncan: That your some little skivvy and she's what? God's gift to banking? 
Lexie: Well I though you fancied her?
Duncan: I did. But come on Lex. you're worth ten of her. 
Lexie: I don't want to make a fool of myself.
Duncan: Dressed like that you will. 
Click Here (Length 25 seconds)


Archie: You know, all this time there has been something working away at me inside, and these last few days I've realised what it is.
Lexie: Crofters stew probably.
Archie: Lexie, I love you. I think I always have.
Lexie: This isn't a fairytale Arch. We don't get a happy ending.
Archie: We do if we love each other.
Lexie: You're the Laird. I'm still the housekeeper.
Archie: I want you to be my wife.
Lexie: I couldn't live up to that. I'd let you down. I couldn't bare that.
Archie: You wouldn't let me down. You never let me down.
Lexie: This is different. This is what I know. This is where I belong.
Archie: You belong with me.
Lexie: Don't... I'm not right for you.
Archie: Well, there are all kinds of excuses for letting happiness slip through your fingers. lets not do that. lets take our chance.
Click Here (Length 1 min.19 sec)

Duncan: Head ranger.
Golly: Head ranger. Seems to me that title carries certain implications.
Duncan: Yeah, like he's going to head... well, the rangers.
Click Here (Length 11 seconds)

Hector: (surprised) ooew
Archie: Ah ha! Caught you! You are not getting any of this whisky understand?. Tomorrow I am going to call Sotherby's...
Hector: Archie, you can't.
Archie: And they are going to sell it for loads of cash which I am going to plough into the estate and you are not going to drink a single drop. Ok?
Hector: Look son. I'm an old man. Very few pleasures left. Have a heart.
Archie: I don't have one. So go away and leave me and my barrel alone to sleep in peace.
Hector: Rotter!
Click Here (Length 32 seconds)


Hector: What about that Justine woman? You were with her for years!
Archie: Oh father, you and Justine hated each other!
Hector: I did not. She had a spark. I admire that. And wide enough hips.
Archie: Oh, so that's what this is about? Not my future bride but YOUR future grandchild!
Hector: You have a responsibility to your lineage.
Archie: Stay out of my private life, do you hear?! If you don't I'll... I'll...I'll have the snip.
Hector: The snip?
Archie: I will have my lineage cut off!
Click Here (Length 22 seconds)

 


Archie: And what about you father? Isn't this your cue for a special speech?
Hector: What speech is that lad?
Lexie: The same speech we've heard every day this week.
Archie: The one that goes 'when I was your age I'd liberated Europe from the Hun and sired half a polo team'.
Click Here (Length 15 seconds)


Golly: What do you usually do when you take a lassy out?
Duncan: I dunno.
Golly: Well, what did you do the last time?
Duncan: Went to the sweet shop.... We were ten!
Click Here (Length 10 seconds)

 


Archie: We had fun didn't we?... Sometimes I wish things would alway be like that... just simple.
Lexie: Who you calling simple?
Archie: The girl who just broke an egg into a mug of tea.
Click Here (Length 13 seconds) 


Hector: We went into the army as boys, green, shallow, came out men. Bold and bloody. And now the regiment reunites just as we vowed fifteen years to the day. The old squad. All together again for the first time since the war.
Archie: So, who many are coming?
Hector: Six.
Archie: Six?!
Molly: What happened to the rest?
Hector: Eight were untraceable. One's living with a costume designer in Perth: calls herself Judith. Another's missing in Acton.
Stella: Shouldn't that be action?
Hector: No. Acton. Suburb of London. 
Click Here (Length: 28 seconds) 

 


Molly: Ahh... I'm very fond of Archie.
Marie Ellen: The chauffer?
Molly: He's a sort of project of mine. Poor Archie. Comes from a very good family. But, he went to the bad. Drink, drugs, joyriding. And the only way to keep him out of prison, or the lunatic asylum, was to give him a job on the estate. 
Click Here (Length: 23 seconds)