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The Official UG Bench Site
General Information on Campus
If you were ever a student at, or in
any
way associated with one of the world's most noble institutions of
learning,
"The Bench" located at The University of Guyana, Turkeyen; then the
following
questions should not be asked on other university campuses if you
transferred
from The Bench...
On University Policies
- Which line do I have to join to buy
an
application form?
- Which line do I have to join to buy
a
registration form?
- Which line do I have to join to buy
a
loan application form?
- Which line do I have to join to pay
the
bursary?
- Which photocopying centre can I
collect
the class notes?
- Which course I have to do to sell
tickets
for grades?
- In the tenth week of class do not
ask:
'You get your timetable yet?'
- Which day in November is graduation?
- How many weeks AFTER the semester
CLOSE
do you have to hand in your final paper?
- Where could I buy the exam papers
for
the exams I have to write next week?
- How many months final exams does
last
for?
- What time on Christmas day does
final
exams start?
- How many weeks before final exams
the
workers dem does go on strike?
- How many years it does take for an
exam
review to be completed?
- Communications and Sociology is the
bimbo
courses at this university too?
- The student executive does thief
out
all the students' society money here too?
On University
Personnel/Lecturers
- Is there a "Dopeylall" on campus?
- Which rum shop I have to go to find
the
dean for him to sign this application form?
- Which and which lecturer the girls
dem
does sleep with for grades?
- To the librarian: 'Kindly brush off
the
dust from the books IF yuh find them.
On Campus/Student Life
- What time in the afternoons the
campus
jams does start?
- Which day of the week is protest
day
for students?
- So what ya'll does protest for over
here? More furniture? To kill the dogs? Sober lecturers? Sane
lecturers? More campus jams? Clean toilets? Or for shorter lines?
- Which dorm is the coolie people
dorms
and which dorm is the black people dorms?
- Jonathan Adams does come here too?
- So when is dog season here?
- When is the next on-campus cow
defecation?
- Which class I got to fetch chairs
from?
- When is academic freedom?
- Where is the BIG 'G's branch over
here?
- Who is the campus bicycle?
- Where is campus crappo?
- Which room is the campus hotel?
- Where the bus park deh?
- Where Country dem does play
dominoes?
- You had to do back all yuh courses
in
the summer too?
- How many feet of water does cover
the
play field when it rains?
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