Season Five!


    Episode:             Title:                          Dialogue:

Redux

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Mulder: Keep going, FBI woman.

Redux II

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Scully: If I can save you, let me.  Let me at least give some meaning to what's happened.

Detour

(Beginning)

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Scully: Mulder, we've got this conference.  They're waiting.

Mulder: Yeah.  How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully?

Scully: You want me to tell them that you're not going to make it to this year's teamwork seminar.

Mulder: Yea.  You see that?  We don't need that conference. We have communication like that...unspoken.  You know what I'm thinking.

Detour

(Hotel Room)

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Scully: I must remind you this goes against the Bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same hotel room while on assignment

Mulder: Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully, I'll kick your ass.


Scully: You know Mulder, sometimes I think some work on your communication skills wouldn't be such a bad idea.

Mulder: I'll back soon, and...we can build a tower of furniture - 'kay?

Detour

(Forest)

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Scully: Mulder, you need to keep warm.  Your body's still in shock.

Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who was already naked.

Scully: Maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky.


Scully: I identified with Betty's bustline.

Mulder: Yes!  I did too.


Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.
Scully (singing)
: Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine.

Mulder: Chorus.

Scully: Joy to the world.  All the boys and girls. Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.  Joy to you and me...

Schizogeny

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Mulder: Hey, Scully, is...this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

Chinga

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Mulder: Scully?

Scully: Yes?

Mulder: Marry me.

Bad Blood

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Sheriff: You really know your stuff, Dana.

Mulder: (incredulous) Dana?!  He never even knew your first name.

Scully:You gonna interrupt me or what?

Mulder: No, go ahead.....Dana.


Scully: What am I even looking for?

Mulder: (pause) ...I don't know.


Mulder: Who's the black private dick...who's the sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft! Can you dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...shut your mouth! I'm talkin' bout Shaft.

I did not!


Scully: You know I haven't eaten since since six o'clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese it was light cream cheese!
Mulder: Don't say I never did nothin' for yeh.

The Pine Bluff Variant

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Scully: This needs to be set.  You're in pain.

Mulder: If you keep pullin' it around like that...

Folie a Deux

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Scully: There's only my hope that you'll be able to see past this dellusion.

Mulder: You...have to be willing to see.

Scully: I wish it were that simple.

Mulder: Scully, you have to believe me.  Nobody else on this whole damn planet does or ever will.  You're my one in...five billion.


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