Bloopers & Outtakes!


     Title:                      Dialogue:

ballsin.wav

(From: Humbug)

Circus Guy: Did you know that the Chinese art of sucking your balls up into your ass...

Gillian: <starts to laugh>

David: I'm doing it as we speak.

cow.wav

Gillian: Have you ever had any dealings with a cow?

David: Just exactly what are you implying, Agent Scully?

Crew: <snickering>

gillaugh.wav

(From: Inside the X-Files)

Gillian: <four different takes of her laughing out loud>

howard.wav

(From: Död Kalm)

Gillian: There is one thing I'm certain of.  As certain as I am of this life...Howard Gordan is a dead man.

inside.wav

(From: Inside the X-Files)

Actor: They called me down from DC to try, uh...develop a clear...something for the court.

David: <laughs> Have you?

Gillian: <bursts out laughing>.

Actor: They called me down from DC to try to develop a clear diagnosis for the court.

Gillian: <laughing> You're supposed to say...

Gillian and David: <try to control their giggling as a crew member laughs>

laugh.wav

Gillian and David: <a take or two of them laughing at mess-ups, along with the crew in the background>

licked.wav

(From: Nisei)

Mitch: That's Kazua Sakurai.

David: I didn't get his name.  I was too busy getting my ass licked -- I mean kicked!  I mean kicked!  He kicked my ass, he didn't lick it. Well, maybe...he licked it a little.

slovesm.wav

(From: Inside the X-Files)

Chris Carter: Scully loves Mulder and Mulder loves Scully.

shadow.wav

Gillian: What if...I mean who, who knows what's...what's, uh, what's hiding behind...what's breeding behind...

David: The hearts of men.  The shadow.  The shadow knows, I think.  I think it's the shadow.

violent.wav

Gillian: I mean, fungal contaminates have been known to cause dillusions, dimentia...even, even...violent f*ing behaviour.

David: Yes, yes.

xfot1.wav

Director: Action!

David: I didn't want to waste any time.  The navy destroyer, USS Arden has been missing in the north Atlantic for the last eighteen hours...

Crew Member: Hey!  Ho!

All: <Laughing>

Director: Action!  

All: <Supressed laughter>

Director: Listen up, listen up!  We're still rolling.  Action!

All: <Fits of giggling and laughing>

Director: Still rolling, still rolling!  Here we go!

Gillian: Alright.

David: Alright.

Gillian: Okay.

Director: Action!

All: <Uncontrollable laughter>


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