Somewhere in the Caribbean

Jurgen quickly ditched the ski clothes to reveal a Tommy Bahamas shirt and matching linen shorts.  Liz was lounging on the deck of the sailboat Polynesia in her tiny weenie yellow polka dot bikini drinking Captain Morgan Rum.

“Lunch is served,” he said as he placed tray between them.  Fresh fruit, sandwiches, strawberries.  He had thought of everything. Liz was impressed.  The others would be green with envy when they found out he was spending Valentine’s Day with her.

"Want to take the helm for a while?” He asked, as he refilled her glass. If he could keep her busy sailing, he would be able to slip away unnoticed -- and get back at precisely the same moment.

“I’d love it!” Liz replied enthusiastically.  She’d just seen Master and Commander.  That's all she needed to know.

With Liz distracted, Jurgen adjusted his watch. Two down, four to go he thought.  After all, thyme was on his side…

NEWS FLASH!:

AP St. Maarten: The sailboat Polynesia sank the unarmed Royal Caribbean ship Fascination in a brief skirmish off of St. Maarten earlier today. 

When asked why she ordered the sinking, Capt. Liz of the Polynesia replied
"Because I could." 

Much to the dismay of the passengers and crew of Fascination the only reaction from Polynesia was maniacal laughter, and Liz's naked behind aimed at the sinking ship. 

Capt. Liz immediately opened another case of rum, and set sail for Nevis to spend the day at the spa.