10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999), Toaster Media Analysis Report Report

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2000Bawx
10 Things I Hate About You (1999), PG-13
Toaster Score: 69, CAP ID: 100000.09

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Executioner's Summary / Commentary

Findings

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Read Ten Things I hate about you then proceed.

EXECUTIONERS SUMMARY / COMMENTARY:

"10 Things I Hate About You" -- Fucking Splendid Days!!! Ain't nothing like mad fucking, pissed off angst against authority, and plenty of fucking Liquor! PRoblem is there wasn't quite enough. I would take my baby fresh out of the womb to see this shit. If only they had more hooters juggling about then we're talking

The 10 things was explained at the end of the movie and was pretty dry and boring. IT just popped up as some whiny bitches Love poem. Now if she got into details about what she was doing in the back seat of that dude's car on saturday the movie could have showed some promise, but she got all sappy as typified by a high school female. She could have outdone herself by giving a little unholy touch to herself in front of the class during her reading. Another thing that could have saved this scene would be intense graphical sexual phrasings. Also, it was a class project, where the fuck was her Visual aids? But be ready for some tame sexual presentations which will leave you bored and wonder why they couldn't be shooting for an R rating. The only consequences I can see here is problems with no chicks talkign about band camp!

The story starts with a school guidance counselor writing a soft-porn book at her desk, but doesn't give you what you were expecting. Coudln't we hear about how she was thrusting him into her in the rear entry as the vaseline dried up? I'd like to have gone into that counselor's office in my high school days and given her a thing or two to write about, mind you... She was not hot, but with sex on the mind like that, no doubt she gave it good. You probably remember the counselor 'ddrrowwwrr'-ing when showing Katrina[lead] her pussy, well she was thinking quite a bit about pussy at the time. And not the cat. That scene tries to set the scene for the continuence of the movie, but it tames somewhat.

The show had some sexual innuendos, sex-talk, and gestures. Lotsa people were hoping to get laid as isn't out of the norm in high school. As you see in any high school class there are references to human anatomy(like the penis), and sexual drawings(Which was quite fucking hilarious.). One time, some pretty-boy drew a Schlong(it was small) on the dork's face with a perm marker. The Dickhead came down to the dude's mouth. This is where I lost it and almost pissed myself. As the movie progressed they disappointed me ina big way. The lead, Katrini, lifted her shirt to distract her teacher as her boyfriend escaped detention(way to go dude, you got her whipped). This could have been a great scene but all we saw was half of some chick's back. Show me the hooters. Al Bundy woulda been pissed. Do you really want the kids to laugh their asses off? Do You need to be blueballed by sexual suggestions and no action? The audience was pretty lame, they kinda sat there and laughed enjoying themselves, not knowing how much further this movie could have gone. If their mothers knew exactly what was in the Film they would have offered to drive!? Some say there were nipps shots, but I must have missed out. I'll have to watch that again and peel my eyes. There was soem nice tight dancing by Katrini, made all the guys cheer(I Wasn't an exception here). A little touch more of the porno authorship by the counselor in spoken word. PErsonally I Was let down as I didn't get a chance to know her characters and how often they found themselves in a world of sex. I guess I'll have to deal with that.

Not Enough sexual programming, but we did get soem of the following: teen drinking (Hell yeah.... remember those warm beer days?), teen drunkenness(Hell yeah, remember the good old Toilet?), and teens in a bar(wish I had fake ID back then.. looked fun). Being pissed at some assholes who didn't know better, but imposed themselves as an authority figure was just, but a little minor. I Wanted more. I Wanted soem cussing at these false figures.

For a more of my analysis, don't forget to read the entry in the Findings section (below).

FINDINGS: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Occurrences of the items below are in the movie, but not enough.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

None/Not enough

Impudence/Hate (I)

None/Not enough

Sex/Homosexuality (S):

None/Not enough

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

None/Not enough

Offense to God (O)

None/Not enough

Murder/Suicide (M)

None/Not enough