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Laugh a minuteJ
(If you were a mad person you need not  read jokes to laugh ,see how intelligent are you!)
mTourist
There  was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around , so he went up to a donkey rental place and said," Can I get a donkey on rent?"
The guy said. "We don't call them donkeys here , we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left with, and you have to scratch him  when you want  him to stop."
The guy rides his ass for a while , sees a hotdog stand ,and asks for a hotdog .The vendor replies," we don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey was wandering away, so he goes to another tourist and says," Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass."

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OPregnant or Stagnant
A girl walked up to the information desk in the local hospital and said," I need to see the upturn, please. "
"I think you mean the 'intern' , don't you ?"asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes ,"said the girl." I want to have a 'contamination'. "
"Don't you mean 'examination' ", the nurse questioned her again
"Well I want to go to 'fraternity ' ward anyway."
" I'm sure you mean the maternity ward ."
The girl could not resist and replied :"Upturn, intern; contamination ,examination; fraternity, maternity....What's all the difference ?
All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months ,and I think I'm stagnant."
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DRevenge !
Old farmer Harke was dying.The family was standing around his bed .With a  low voice he said his wife  :"When I'm dead I want you to marry Gore sarki ."
Wife :"No, I cant marry anyone after you."
Harke:"Can't  you do it for me. "
Wife :"But why."
Harke:"Gore sarki once cheated me when i bought cow from him."(I want to take revenge.
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Songs     ?                    (Nepali)        
( )   Timro Saath                      By Aman Ar. 
Yo roshan muhaar ,yo mitho muskan,
timro saath paaunda khushi huncha yo mann ||

Yo basanta , yo hariyali  bahar,
timi samu hunda ,chhaeirahancha baarbar |

Yo timro lajalu nayaen ,yo mitho sparsa ,
lagcha sara fulharu nai mai mathi jharcha ||
 
Timrai saath payera badhdhai chhu agi,
mero jeevan pathma aviral ||
--aman ar.  (January2003)                                   

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xAant                                    By Aman Ar. 
Mero mutuma pasne kosish nagara,
mero jeevandheki timi tadai para,
maile thesh khaisakakochhu jeevanma,
eklai jiuna chahanchu ma yo sansarma ||

Hansa khela gau, jeevan sajau,
timi aafno jeevanma khusiali leau,
ma dhuki sanga ke chha ra timisanga baandnalai,
sayeed baanki chha yo jeevan eklai baanchnalai ||

Mero mutuma pasne kosish nagara,
mero jeevan dekhi timi tadai para ||

Aankhama rahar boki baancheko thiye,
mutuma maya sanchi haanseko thiye,
Nisthuri daivale chori lagyo mero mayalai,
chhodi malai saas naferi  baanchnalai ||

Mero mutuma pasne kosish nagara,
mero jeevan dekhi timi tadai para ||

Eklai choddeu malai, ramna chanchu ma yo pidaama ,
aansumai dubera,paudera aanta huna chaanchu ma yehi kridama|| 
--aman ar. (2002)
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CDon't Quit (Author Unknown)
When things go wrong ,As they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill ,
When funds are low and debts are high ,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh ,
when care is pressing you down a bit--
Rest if you must, but don't quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out.
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You might succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick  to the fight when you're hardest hit
It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.
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YBonded In Love    (Atharva Vedha)
I will make you  of one heart, of one mind and free from hate .Love one another as a cow loves the calf she has borne. Let the son be loyal to the father , and of one mind with the mother; Let the wife speak sweet and gentle words to the husband. Let not brother hate brother, sister hate sister, unanimous united in purpose , speak you words with friendliness.
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{Gods Gift (Author Unknown)

I asked for strength and 
God gave me difficulties to make me strong .

I asked for wisdom and
God gave me problems to solve.

I asked for prosperity and
God gave me brawn and brain to work.

I asked for courage and
God gave me dangers to overcome.

I asked for love and
God gave me troubled people to help.

I asked for favors and
God gave me opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted
I received everything I needed,
My prayers has been answered.
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UGod     ( New Version )        writer unknown
I asked god to take away my pain.
God said, no.
It is not for me to take away , but for you to give it up.
I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, no.
His spirit is whole ,his body is only temporary.
I asked God to grant me patience.
God said no.
Patience is  a by product of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is earned.
I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, no.
I give blessings happiness is up to you.
I asked God to spare the pain.
God said no.
Sufferings draws you apart from worldly cares and brings closer to me.
I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, no.
You must grow on your own, but I will prune to make you fruitful .
I asked for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, no.
I will give you life so that you may enjoy  all things .
I asked God to help me love others as much as he loves  me.
God said ...Ahh, at last , you have the idea .
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AInspiring You
"Opportunities are usually disguised as hard works and most people don't recognize  them."
- Ann Landers    &nbbsp;    
"As in the case of all branches of art, success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion , and cannot be achieved except by dint of hard work."
 - Ann Pavlova
"To the weak , difficulty is a closed door, to the strong , however it is a door waiting to be opened."
-Unknown
"For the great spirit is everywhere ; he hears whatever is in our minds and hearts ,and it is not necessary to speak to him in a loud voice."
-Black Elk Sioux Tradition
" There are no short cuts to any place worth going. "    
-Socrates
"life is a game we play .love is the reason we play it. "
-Demi Moore
"Love is not measured by how you feel, but how you make the other persons feel. "
-Julie Andrews
"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul  , delight the heart. And they both take practice"
-Nora Roberts
"You may be disappointed  if you fail , but you are doomed if you don't try".
 - Beverly Sills
"Success has many fathers , but failures is a bastard child. "
- Anonymous
"We are all born for love . It is the Principle of existence  ,and only end."
-Benjamin Disraeli
"What difference does it  make to the dead ...whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? "
-Mahatma Gandhi
"There never was a time when , in my opinion ,some way could not be found to prevent the drawing of the sword."
-Ulysses S Grant
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Everything follows with success , first you follow to success.

Don't see your present achievements only, see your rate of growth towards your achievement, success will not be far if you do justice to your present.

Try to take everything to your stride , success is not far .

Life is a journey in which ,hell, it breaks out.
You are a good, educated, civilized person ! it all depends upon whom you compare with.

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