Let me first start by ripping down my old resume page, it was terrible. No wait, actually let me start by saying this crappy ass site is not a demonstration of my web skills. Secondly, I would like to thank Thomas Wood and Jim Freeman for the much-needed revising of my resume. The downloadable version of my resume is available here. And last but not least, let's not forget about our friend below, whose sign succinctly sums up my sentiments at this stage of my life:

Credit Suisse First Boston, New York, New York: Summer intern, part-time

Administered the redesign and development of corporate intranet websites.
Assumed key design responsibilities for CSFB Global Wireless Messenger which is used for mission critical wireless communications throughout the firm.
Was a key player in the development of a Java Swing based Watcher Sage Real time database reporting front-end. Used globally by over 600 members of the CSFB IT community to monitor over 41,000 machines.
Assisted and consulted on a myriad of other projects.

Deutsche Bank, New York, New York, Summer intern

Development and maintenance of programming tools to be used on the trading floor and downloading and updating daily collateral files. Tools mastered include Korn shell and C programming.

Greenwich Audubon Society, Greenwich, CT, Volunteer

Contributed professional services to a major non-profit environmental organization for development of internationally used informational web site.
Components contributed included Javascript based menus.
http://greenwich.center.audubon.org/

The Cooper Union School of Engineering: Audio/Visual Room, New York, NY: Assistant

Ruth L. Rockwood Memorial Library, Livingston, NJ: Page

Romano's Macaroni Grill, East Hanover, NJ: Hostess