help. my ear has cotton.

shower







Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution is the word ''goat.''

shoe







why is a raven like a writing desk?

the vorpal sword







if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. if you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.

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