Top Ten Lists
Who do we think are the best of the best and the worst of the
worst? Check out our top tens below.
Kevin Jeff Dave Kim
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Hulk Hogan Movies
10: Rocky III
9: Thunder in Paradise
8: Ultimate Weapon
7: Shadow Warriors
6: Spy Club
5: Santa With Muscles
4: Mr. Nanny
3: Suburban Commando
2: Shadow Warriors II
1: No Holds Barred
Top 10 Burt Reynolds
Flicks
by Mike
10: Cop and a Half
9: Cannonball Run 2
8: Stick
7: Sharkey's Machine
6: Deliverance
5: Smokey and the Bandit 2
4: Hooper
3: The Longest Yard (aka
Mean Machine)
2: Cannonball Run
1: Smokey and the Bandit
Best Movie Retards
10: Raymond Babbit
(Rain Man)
9: Danny McMann
(The Other Sister)
8: Paul Krendler
(Hannibal)
7: Lloyd Christmas
(Dumb and Dumber)
6: Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli
(The Goonies)
5: Warren Jensen
(There's Something About
Mary)
4: Jason Voorhees
(Friday the 13th)
3: Douglas "Duddits" Cavell
(Dreamcatcher)
2: Forrest Gump
(Forrest Gump)
1: Carl Childers
(Slingblade)
Best Sequels
10: Indiana Jones and The
Last Crusade
9: Austin Powers: The Spy
Who Shagged Me
8: Army of Darkness
7: Next Friday
6: Terminator 3
5: Superman 2
4: Terminator 2
3: The Empire Strikes Back
2: Die Hard With a
Vengeance
1: X-Men 2
Top Ten Robert Deniro
Movies
10: Analyze This
9: Meet the Parents
8: Mean Streets
7: Once Upon a time In
America
6: Cape Fear
5: Raging Bull
4: Deer Hunter
3: The Untouchables
2: Godfather 2
1: Taxi Driver
Top Movie Castrations
10: Serpent in the Rainbow -
more of a nasty circumsision,
but still painful.
9: House on the Edge of the
Park - David Hess gets a
bullet in the sack.
8: Last House on the Left -
Weasel gets some head.
7: Eaten Alive - Cannibal
gets some gristle torn off.
6: Evil Clutch - Dreadful
movie but quality castration.
5: Street Trash - Classic cult
film, classic sausage rip.
Even football with the
member.
4: Make them Die Slowly -
Another cannibal gets it.
3: I Spit On Your Grave -
Not one of my favorite
movies , but great bathtub
willy chop.
2: The Streetfighter - Sonny
Chiba uses his bare hands
for this highlight.
1: Make them Die Slowly
- Like “Maniac” this is
classic. A cannibal even
dines on the link. Yeesh.
Top Ten H.G. Lewis
Movies
10: The Gruesome Twosome
9: Taste Of Blood
8: Color Me Blood Red
7: Just For the Hell of It
6: Blood Feast 2: All You
Can Eat
5: She Devils On Wheels
4: Wizard of Gore
3: Blood Feast
2: Gore Gore Girls
1: 2000 Maniacs
From Rotting Terd to
Shining Star
10: Ben Stiller
9: Vince Vaughn
8: Timothy Stack
7: George Clooney
6: Drew Barrymore
5: Will Ferrell
4: Rob Lowe
3: Elijah Wood
2: Samuel L. Jackson
1: John Travolta
Top 10 Werewolf Flicks
10: Orgy of the Dead
9: Bad Moon
8: Any Paul Naschy
Werewolf Film
7: Teen Wolf
6: In the Company of Wolves
5: Frankenstein vs. The
Wolfman
4: Wolfen
3: The Wolfman
2: An American Werewolf in
London
1: The Howling
Funniest Comedies
10: Undercover Brother
9: Van Wilder
8: O Brother, Where Art
Thou?
7: The Waterboy
6: South Park: Bigger,
Longer and Uncut
5: Austin Powers:
International Man of Mystery
4: American Pie
3: There's Something About
Mary
2: Austin Powers: The Spy
Who Shagged Me
1: Half Baked
Best Insomnia Cures
10: Bram Stoker's Dracula
9: Wolf
8: High Strung
7: Titanic
6: The Matrix
5: As Good As It Gets
4: Clean Slate
3: Lords of the Deep
2: K-Pax
1: Insomnia
Best Comic Book Movies
10: Superman
9: The Crow
8: Men in Black
7: Blade 2
6: Blade
5: Spider-man
4: Daredevil
3: X-Men
2: Superman 2
1: X-Men 2
Best SNL Cast on Film
10: Jon Lovitz
9: Rob Schneider
8: Chris Farley
7: Billy Crystal
6: Michael McKean
5: Adam Sandler
4: David Spade
3: Will Ferrell
2: Mike Myers
1: Bill Murray
Favorite Actors
10: Brian Cox
9: Cameron Diaz
8: Mike Myers
7: Samuel L. Jackson
6: Tom Hanks
5: Bruce Campbell
4: Edward Norton
3: Steve Martin
2: Steve Buscemi
1: Christopher Walken
Most Overrated Movies
10: Dumb and Dumber
9: The Breakfast Club
8: Ghost World
7: Star Wars: Episode 1
6: Star Wars: Episode 2
5: Get Shorty
4: Titanic
3: My Big Fat Greek
Wedding
2: As Good As It Gets
1: The Matrix
Most Underrated Movies
10: Deuce Bigelow: Male
Gigilo
9: Joe Dirt
8: Jason X
7: Darkman
6: Next Friday
5: Vanilla Sky
4: Van Wilder
3: Mallrats
2: Daredevil
1: American Psycho
Worst Sequels
10: Ace Ventura: When
Nature Calls
9: Blues Brothers 2000
8: A Nightmare on Elm
Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
7: Friday the 13th Part 8:
Jason Takes Manhattan
6: Critters 4
5: American Psycho 2
4: Superman 4
3: Star Wars Episode 1
2: Star Wars Episode 2
1: Superman 3
Worst Actors
10: Tea Leoni
9: Geena Davis
8: Albert Brooks
7: Hulk Hogan
6: Jada Pinkett Smith
5: Rosie O'Donnell
4: Howie Long
3: Madonna
2: Ashton Kutcher
1: Keanu Reeves
Once Great, Now Garbage
10: Kevin Costner
9: Val Kilmer
8: Charlie Sheen
7: Kurt Russell
6: Patrick Swayze
5: Chevy Chase
4: Dan Aykroyd
3: Marlon Brando
2: Eddie Murphy
1: Robert DeNiro
Decapitations or Head
Crushings
10: The Prowler - Shotgun
Decapitation.
9: Sleepy Hollow - very cool
but digital.
8: Nekromantik 2 - During
sex decap.
7: Friday the 13th - Mrs.
Voorhees.
6: Trauma - Elevator
Decapitation.
5: Nightmare -Yet another
bloody head chopping during
nookie.
4: Toxic Avenger- Kiddie on
the Bicycle.
3: The Omen - By Glass.
2: The Exterminator - Ultra
real war head whacking.
1: Maniac (1981) -
Nothing touches Savinis
slo-mo shotgun
decapitation.
Peter Jackson Movies
10: Frighteners
9: Forgotten Silver
8: Dead Alive
7: Meet the Feebles
6: Bad Taste
5: Forgotten Silver
4: Fellowship of the Ring
3: Two Towers
2: Return of the King
(I hope!)
1: Heavenly Creatures
Top 10 David Hayes Films
10: The Perfect Cut
9: El Intoxico y Blue Bastard
Contra Cerebro de Hitler!
8: Deadly Scavengers
7: Vampire's Tomb
6: Devil Girls
5: Jimmy Got Time
4: Blood Orgy of the Damned
3: The Message
2: Back Woods
1: Blown
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