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Must have at least one active or formerly active Progress Quest character. Must be a current or former student of Pepperdine University, or know a current or former Pepperdine student reasonably well. Also, must be approved by all existing members who care and are not seeking the Dolphin (see the metarules below).
Rules and Code of Conduct for Members:
- You will not knowingly interfere with another player's character in order to improve your standing in the guild, unless that other player is Chris.
- You will not insult another member on the basis of his or her standing in the guild, although jabs based on personality quirks, body odor and parentage are encouraged.
- You will not disparage the game while standing on your head after drinking three 6-packs of Diet Dr. Pepper and singing the Canadian national anthem backwards 72 times in a row.
- If you are dissatisfied with your guild title, you will not curse the webmaster (currently Leighton) in 12 languages, at least 5 of which are not descended from Indo-European. Instead, you will send the webmaster your preference for your new title, that he may change it.
Metarules (Rules Concerning Rules)
- Anyone caught violating the above rules may, at the discretion of the other guild members, be poked with sticks.
- However, if any member is able to violate all the above rules, he or she shall receive the coveted Silver Dolphin of Abominable Excellence.
- The above rules may be modified at any time by the webmaster or the charter members, but a member attempting to win the Dolphin need only violate the rules which were posted when he or she announced his or her candidacy for the award attempt.
Meta-metarules (Rules Concerning Metarules)
- The above metarules can be modified by the webmaster or the charter members, although they are obliged to give adequate notice to the guild members first.
* denotes a charter member
Blake Burcham (Class of 2005): Vizier of Voices
*Leighton Cowart (Class of 2002): Sock Puppetmaster
*Jason Fischer (Class of 2002): Dictator-In-Training
Dan Green (Class of 2000): Chief Assclown
Kelli Hines (Class of 2004): Coordinator of All Evil
*James Krumrei (Class of 2001): Propaganda Minister
Will Mayhew (Class of 2002): Grand High Lord of Pizza
*Jonathan Pearce (Class of 2002): Ambassador to Wonderland
Chris Richards (Class of 2002): Dungeon Denizen (first class)&
*Zech Rogers (Class of 2002): Resident Ninja
Adam Warford (Class of 2004): Wiseguy, Ph.D.
& Chris is a member against his will. If you carefully read the qualifications for membership, a desire to be a member is not included, nor is actual knowledge of the guild's existence. Thus in principle the members of the guild could collectively include more or less anyone they desire. In practice, however, such discreet inclusion will be limited to people who have roomed with at least five of the charter members, yet continue to disparage the game as silly.
Standings (by best character)--Last Updated 4:00 p.m. April 11, 2002
(Note that "percentile" denotes the percentage of users who are lower than you.)
| Controller | Character Name | Race | Class | Level | Most recent position | Percentile |
| Zech | AssCheek | Dung Elf | Voodoo Princess | 59 | 2542 | 96 |
James | Fathawk | Double Wookiee | Fighter/Organist | 58 | 3467 | 95 |
| Will | Shankster | Demicanadian |
Hunter Strangler | 57 | 4004 | 94 |
| Leighton | Sir Shavesalot | Demicanadian | Ur-Paladin | 50 | 10574 | 84 |
| Jason | Cauchy's Cannon | Enchanted Motorcycle | Bastard Lunatic | 48 | 12736 | 80 |
| Kelli | Darth Rimmer | Skraeling | Tongueblade | 47 | 13728 | 79 |
| Chris | Stupendous Man | Battle-Finch | Mage Illusioner | 46 | 14588 | 77 |
| Adam | Sanzerband | Will o' the Wisp | Mage Illusioner | 46 | 14699 | 77 |
| Jonathan | MissGnomer | Gyrognome | Hunter Strangler | 44 | 16423 | 76 |
| Blake | Tipper | Talking Pony | Robot Monk | 27 | 28077 | 56 |
| Dan | PoofDawg | Panda Man | Puma Burglar | 25 | 29195 | 54 |
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Warning: Beta Version of new release may corrupt your character! Alas, MissGnomer has passed from our midst. She'll be listed posthumously until Jonathan's new character catches up. So be careful, all, and don't try anything fancy (i.e., loading an old character with the new software)...we don't need any more guild fatalities!
A Note on Problems with Stats Updating: I had trouble on April 5 with Sir Shavesalot not updating in the online rankings--he was level 38 on my desktop but was only listed as level 36 in the PQ database, and behind MissGnomer to boot! If you find yourself in the same situation, you can fix it the way I did: change your motto. The program will contact the PQ server with your new motto and stats, and you will be restored to your rightful place in the rankings within about 15 minutes.
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