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9.30.2000 ::: Poor, poor, little underfed/underacknowledged blog....me wuv ooo. Me weally DO! Me weally BUSY and have to lock you in da cwoset again for a widdy-biddy-bit. Me sooooo sahhhweee! Moving right along, DIRK, I ADORE YOU, WOULD YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME MAKE MY STUPID GENERIC BLOG LOOK AS I HAVE IMAGINED IT SO OFTEN IN MY WET DREAMS? There would be beer and sausages and interstate armed robbery in it for you and only you, my cyber-love. Jett Superior laid this on you 6:36:28 AM :: scoop it :: ::: :::::: ::: 9.25.2000 ::: I understand you, Jett. (Like you care.) Why don't you get the guy you did the CUSTOM GRAPHICS for your site to help you? Just axing... Dirk Belligerent laid this on you 11:53:22 PM :: scoop it :: ::: :::::: ::: Oh oh deep water / Black and cold like the night / I stand with arms wide open / I've run a twisted line / I'm a stranger in the eyes of the Maker I could not see for the fog in my eyes / I could not feel for the fear in my life / And from across the great divide In the distance I saw a light / Jean Baptiste walking to me with the Maker My body is bent and broken / By long and dangerous sleep / I can't work the fields of Abraham / And turn my head away / I'm not a stranger in the hands of the Maker Brother John, can you seen the hopeless daughters / Standing there with broken wings / I have seen flaming swords there over east of Eden Burning in the eyes of the Maker / Burning in the eyes of the Maker / Burning in the eyes of the Maker Oh river rise / From your sleep // Daniel Lanois, "The Maker" Jett Superior laid this on you 11:09:26 AM :: scoop it :: ::: :::::: ::: ATTENTION!! (or, UHHH...TENSION) As some of you may well know, MY DESIGN/LAYOUT/WHATEVER here really, really sucks major. It is no real secret that I need assistance in this department. I would write my own script, but I am huge, HUGE frazzled and busy and will continue to be so for quite some time. I have my idea for this site diagrammed out and have 2 small gifs that would be incorporated with one or two lines of basic-font copy. It would be insanely simple and clean; I know this much without having one iota of web design skillz, yo. SO, if someone would be even remotely interested in taking 10 minutes to help me, please mail me. PLEASE. I so wanna have a pretty site. I would give you mad props on said page and may even consider taking you out for (or sending a parcel of, depending in your geographical location) beer and sausages. Whaddaya say, sport? Jett Superior laid this on you 10:35:45 AM :: scoop it :: ::: :::::: ::: MAKING B.L.T. SAMMICHESHim: "I am making some vegetarian bacon here if you would rather have it than that." waggles finger at the package of pork bacon that I am holding I dance around with the package gleefully, pretending to lick it Him: "Yeah, well, it's not gonna be so funny when you have colon cancer." Me: "NO...no, it's not. What's gonna be funny is when you're having to tote my colostomy bag around for me. That'll be DAMNED funny." Him: "Do you HEAR yourself sometimes? DO YOU??" No one understands me. No one. Jett Superior laid this on you 10:23:39 AM :: scoop it :: ::: :::::: :::


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