10. They are simply a lot more entertaining with me around...

9. The World Misses Seeing Me Piss All Over Charge...

8. Veronica Venom Still Has A Burning Sensation In Her Loins Everytime Somebody Mentions My Name...

7. I'll Always Be The Greatest...*smirk*

6. Nobody Does It Better Than The RattleSnake...

5. Nobody Else Has The Balls To Shit All Over Their Bosses Desk...

4. Suicide Doesn't Have Anyone To Keep Him In Check...

3. Because I'm You're Daddy....

2. When I'm Not Around Everyone Misses Me...*L*

1. Deep Down In Places Most People Don't Want To Talk About Everyone Knows They Miss Me...