Interview by Washes Incorporated
Washes Incorporated: Hello, Teeny Tina. You've made your Furcadian comeback recently. How did you decide when to do it?
Teeny Tina: I took off about a month because I wanted people to have a break long enough to make people less tired of me, but short enough that they'd remember me still.
Washes Incorporated: And it was a pretty good calculation, considering people do remember you but...quite a few are still tired of you! *laughs*
Teeny Tina: That's true...but you knew what I meant. :P
Washes Incorporated: Yes, of course. Uh, would you like a drink of water?
Teeny Tina: Yes, please :) *takes the glass and removes a sip of water from it*
Washes Incorporated: So you tell me that you try to model a lot of your works after the works of Nikola Tesla.
Teeny Tina: ... I didn't tell you that...
Washes Incorporated: That's true.
Teeny Tina: ...
Washes Incorporated: Er...anyway...I hear you're a big fan of Brad Pitt.
Teeny Tina: ... Not really.
Washes Incorporated: ... *sweatdrops* Um...well...you do have red hair.
Teeny Tina: THAT'S true. I do have red hair. Got it from my mother. *takes another sip of water*
Washes Incorporated: So, what are you, generally, trying to contribute to Furcadia?
Teeny Tina: I'm trying to contribute the urge to think about things...to figure things out...to spread the word that comedy and, even twinking, are art forms.
Washes Incorporated: I see, well, how can twinking be an art form if it disturbs people so?
Teeny Tina: The only real disturbing factor of twinking I use is to get people's attention. If I have people's attention, THEN I say something and they might listen.
Washes Incorporated: But if you present it in an annoying manner they're likely to not listen.
Teeny Tina: Hmm...good point...
Washes Incorporated: Yeah, I know.
****long silence****
Teeny Tina: I don't think I'll twink anymore...Heck, let's just redo this whole interview, k?
Washes Incorporated: k.
Washes Incorporated: SO, Teeny Tina, I hear you're a nurse at the local Furcadian Hospital. Is this an enjoyable job?
Teeny Tina: Yes, it allows me to help people in a way twinking never did...of course twinking helps people too, but in a rather different manner.
Washes Incorporated: Screw this, you have NO political charisma.
Teeny Tina: k.
Washes Incorporated: ...
Teeny Tina: Yep.
Washes Incorporated: ...
Teeny Tina: k.
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