Meet the Band:

Toby "The Professor" Chesson:  Guitar, Vocals. This guy is one bad ass. He once robbed a supermarket for all their soup.

Dave Dastardly: Guitar, Vocals. Dave only listens to Slayer.

Andrew "Dr. Gonzo" Berry: One time he sold his pants to some guy on the street and walked around with no pants for the rest of the night. He plays drums.

PMSing Johnny G.: He's got a mohawk. He also plays bass.

Esteemed Colleagues

John "Gang" Greenberg: This guy used to play bass, but now he's livin in a police state.....

FAYE AND LIVY! These girls are our dance squad and our general cheerleaders or something...
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Scott is like a bumblebee and a chode
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