One of these answers just might be the truth:
1. Protein is expensive, man. Don't judge us.
2. Our favorite animals at the Zoo are the capybaras.
3. It's all a Subtle Comment on the unsigned band scene.
4. It used to be even more rude, but Woody Allen's lawyers called us and told us to knock it off.
5. We were into the Placenta eating thing back in the '70's.
6. "The Charging Tyronasauras of Despair" was already taken.
7. We're actually "The yeat thei ryo ung" (pronounced "the yeet thigh rye'-o ung") - which in Budapest means "We play awesome music."
8. It's an OJ thing; we don't make enough money to understand.
9. Well, there used to be two brothers in the band with the last name of Theiryoung, and one of the tours ended unfortunately...
10. We really meant it to be "They Eat Todd Young," who is a friend of ours and one of Philly's better folk/rock types, but we found out he really tasted yucky.
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