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Lounge Music

 

Royal Velvet

Grandma

Spin
Magdalena

 

Louisiana

 

 

Creature

 

 

 

Full Funk

Survival

 

 

 

 

All Lyrics ãSubway Darwins with Mike Loss (BMI)

 

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Louisiana

Way down south, in New Orleans,

Where the Mississippi swings,

I met a girl on Grandpa Street

Named Louisiana Thing.

Well, we got down to talking,

Before a little while,

I said, “Why don’t you spend the night with me

On the Tchapatoulus mile?”

 

Roll me over ‘ouisie,

Ride, ride, ride.

The things she fed me made me queasy,

But they also made me smile.

She’s chains & Cajun leather,

She likes bottleneck stew.

And I swear to blazes, brother—

She’ll make a meal of you.

 

Somewhere in the Holy Book,

The angels had a brawl.

One of ‘em said, “If I can’t have my way up here,

I’ll go where I can have it all.”

Well, they kicked his ass right out the gates.

Men of faith would agree,

That he landed on his feet on Bourbon Street,

Said, “There’s a kingdom here for me.”

 

Roll me over ‘ouisie,

Ride, ride, ride.

The things you fed me made me queasy,

But they also made me smile.

Sinning ain’t the way to heaven;

I know that sinning ain’t right.

But thank the Lord I had twenty dollars;

I would have been alone last night.

 

I’ve been around this whole world,

Down it’s rivers, hills and glens.

Virginia is for lovers, in Pennsylvania you’ve got friends, but

 

Down in Louisiana,

Where the willow mosses grow,

They’ll fill you up with that voodoo stuff,

And watch your eardrums blow.

 

Roll me over ‘ouisie,

Ride, ride, ride.

The things you fed me make me queasy,

But they also make me smile.

She likes closet lovers,

She likes cocaine.

I think I’ll take a trip,

And slip my ship

Through the Louisiana rain.

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Royal Velvet

Her father was a baron,

That's where she got her class.

Painted tassles & leaded glass,

A portrait with a finger up her...

Ask for her name,

She said I'm called "The Other One,"

A swinger from a distance,

A sniper with a conscience & a gun.

 

And she's jive.

She feels like getting older;

What's she gonna do with her life?

 

Virgin lace, a frilly dress,

A table at The Lees,

A dozen suitors all in suits,

A topiary made out of trees.

Tangled in its branches,

She collects designer leaves.

In royal velvet she wraps her guests

And takes them out for crumpets & teas.

 

And she's jive.

She feels like getting older;

What's she gonna do with her life?

She's afraid of going

Round & round & round & down.

She's a bored contessa;

Don't take 'em alive.

 

She dances at the ball like it's nothing at all,

But she's aware that it's more than it seems.

It's a chance to dance with royal pants;

She's gonna keep it in the family.

 

And who do you recall,

Apart from all the savages?

Precious set of truffles,

Kings in the cabbages.

Oh, oh; round & round & round.

 

She took him in her castle,

Though some would say he crashed.

She gave up vassals, her men in brass;

She hocked an urban kingdom for an ass.

He gave her a name,

Which was other than "The Other One."

She commissioned benedictions,

For the marriage of a viper and a nun.

 

And she's jive.

You may feel like getting older;

Whatcha gonna do with your life?

And the way the men go

Round & round & round & down,

She's a bored contessa,

Don't take 'em alive.

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Spin

She said she gets what she wants by bein’ had,

She lives in a world that works like that.

Have a little wine, a friendship dinner

And then we’re walking, talking,

We stop along the Hudson River.

 

She faces the water,

I’m studying a dumpster,

She says she might date a lawyer,

I’m spinning and I want her.

 

Move over; save a little bench for me.

The bridge lights up the water,

She mentions it’s colder.

I joke about the time we almost got together,

After all the years I’ve known her,

It seems that we have missed connections.

 

She’s telling me to go,

We’re getting closer I can feel her.

We’re almost touching; Yeah, we should stop,

‘Cause there’s a fear here.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

When the feeling is wrong, it’s the right time

When the feeling is wrong, why don’t we get together?

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Creature

I am a creature of the ocean,

I am a creature of the sea.

When I die, I don’t want no commotion,

Just put the water over me.

Bring it down.

 

When I die, take me to the mountain.

Don’t want no burial at sea.

Way up high, the blue sky’s all around me,

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ higher than me.

Here we go.

 

Will he come back?

He is a creature of the…

Will he come back?

Take me higher.

Will he come back?

He is a creature of the sea.

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Full Funk

Look what you’re doin’,

Do you want to bring the cows home?

No point in banking on confession

With your mouth closed.

 

Let me get back

If you do that, baby,

It’s a full funk attack now,

Whatever it is, it’s a “was,” not an “is,”

Keep the whole crowd movin’ along.

 

You think of me as a shady man,

Don’t like my playin, say you can’t stand me.

That might be, honey, but it reasons to stand,

Why do you stay here?

Sure ain’t my philosophy.

 

Let me get back

If you do that, baby,

It’s a full funk attack now,

Whatever it is, it’s a “was,” not an “is,”

Keep the whole crowd movin’ along.

 

Baby I’m in love with another.

She said, “That ain’t right.”

Baby I’m in love with another,

But I’m givin’ it up.

 

Baby I’m in love with another.

She said, “Good God, y’all.”

Baby I’m in love with another,

But I’m givin’ it up.

 

Let me get back

If you do that, baby,

It’s a full funk attack now,

Whatever it is, it’s a “was,” not an “is,”

Keep the whole crowd movin’ along.

 

Keep the crowd,

Keep the whole crowd movin’ along.

Keep the crowd movin’,

Keep the whole crowd movin’ along.

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Survival

Street life, city nights,

Gonna get some funky.

 

When we’re all greasin’ or groovin’,

Do you want to funky with me?

Do I get a chance to do that tonight?

Life isn’t reason, or ruin;

It’s the funky stuff in between,

Get up some hooey tonight.

 

When I’m down and out,

My city’s all in tangles,

And I’m feelin’ lovin’-free,

I just adjust myself,

Put on my stars & bangles,

And there ain’t no stoppin’ me.

 

Livin’ in this town, bein’ master of the realm

Between your feet and the ground—

Level, steep, sloppy & cheap,

Keep on doin’ what you’re doin’

Let the whole world see

 

Street life, city nights,

Gonna get some funky.

 

Funky, survival of the hippest

Funky survival

(Funky is what we are)

 

Livin’ in this town, bein’ master of the realm

Between your feet and the ground—

Level, steep, sloppy & cheap,

Keep doin’ what you’re doin’

Let the whole world see

 

Funky.  Gonna get some.  Funky.

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Lounge Music

Gonna get off the ride with you

I was lookin’ for a substitute.

We’ve been freakin’

As we slip between the cracks,

And every time I speak to you

I tip my head and wonder, “Shoot.”

Despite your business,

I want to get you.

 

Honey, when I groove with you

You come on like a streetcar.

But you ain’t goin’ nowhere baby—

I know, ‘cause I’m the track.

You slow way down,

Until you’re hardly movin’,

Then go half as fast as that

If you want to get me

 

Ooh, yeah, ooh.

 

As I take the stand

To cover to you what I am,

I’m kinda feelin’ like a menu:

A man, a boy, a thief, a lover,

I’m no rock , unless you wanna be weighed down.

I cannot be used for cover,

Girl

I wanna be your man I wanna be your

World

And I’m not your friend

I’m no gem among men

Let’s stick the fact, I wanna get you.

 

Lounge music,

The crowd’s all swayin’ to it.

I catch the motion,

But the band stops playin’.

Lounge music,

The crowd’s all swingin’.

Sweat, your body.

Groove me.

 

Hate to bring it up,

But I want to take you down,

And there ain’t no doubt about it

And every time I see you,

That’s just one more chance.

I cannot resist you

Though I aim to stay the plan.

 

Lounge music,

The crowd’s all swayin’ to it.

I catch the motion,

But the band stops playin’.

Lounge music,

The crowd’s all swingin’.

Sweat, your body.

Groove me.

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Grandma

Calling all you swingers here

You think that you can groove it?

Well it’s all in your mind.

She’ll spin you down,

She’ll make you prove it.

She was floppin’, slammin’ down,

When we was nothing in this town.

They say she drove him to his end,

But Grandpa died a happy man…

 

Grandma’s got the funk.

(She’s funky.)

Grandma’s got the funk.

She’s funk.

 

Since before I can remember when,

Grandma’s been a player of men.

There was never a time,

Without some sucker tryin’ to get it on.

And I can still remember

My momma cursin’ in the kitchen,

“Daddy it’s gonna cut you down,

Scratch that trackin’ you’ve been itching.”

 

Grandma’s got the funk.

(She’s funky.)

Grandma’s got the funk.

 

Mama don’t you fear now,

‘Cause papa, he knows his wrong from right.

‘Cause ever since Grandma’s here,

Papa’s been so damn polite.

 

Oh, you better watch yourself!

‘Cause I’ve been watchin’ you,

And I will break your back,

If you step on the groove.

 

Don’t you call her a bag.

Don’t you call her a bag woman.

Don’t you call her a bag.

Why don’t you call me a cab?

 

Grandma’s got the funk.

(She’s funky.)

Grandma’s got the funk.

She’s funk.

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Magdalena

Magdalena, I hear your quittin’ town.

Magdalena, well you’d better stick around.

If I can’t have you, I’ll see nobody will.

In this little play I’ll put your name on every bill.

 

So just you think about

The deal that I command.

I can’t believe you’d want to leave

A man with such a hand.

 

Magdalena, won’t you let me be your man?

Magdalena, I’ll convince you if I can.

Clean up my apartment, paint my kitchen blue,

Sign your kid’s report card; I’ll do anything for you.

 

But I just got to have some sweet domestic bliss.

Baby please, hold my keys and take me for a kiss.

 

If I can’t have you, I’ll see nobody will.

In this little play I’ll put your name on every bill.

 

So just you think about

The deal that I command.

I can’t believe you’d want to leave

A man with such a hand.

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