The Heinous Group was founded in early 1971 by H.R. "Bob" Haldemann and G. Gordon Liddy. Originally a coffee klatch for the insanely paranoid White House staff of Richard Nixon, early meetings where held in the West Wing of the White House every Saturday. Upon Nixon's resignation the venue for the Group's meetings was moved to the Federal Minimum Security Penitentary, Bethesda, Maryland.
During those dark days, members of the Group quietly bided thier time and hatched their plots of revenge against all humanity in general, and game show host Bob Barker specifically. Upon release in 1977, the surviving members immediatly went to work upon thier first ground-breaking projects -- The Pet Rock and the Mood Ring. This provided the Group the money to start gay discos nationwide, and enabled our research and development of crack cocaine. Other notable 70's and 80's projects include Jerry Curl and the microwave oven. Fortunatly, we no longer need to worry about raising money since 1995 when we perfected the Pop-Up Advertising Banner for the internet.
Today, our tentacles are wrapped vise-like around the scrotum of every civilized nation on earth. Our members hold high positions in industry and government. Follow the links below to learn more about our plots, past, present and future.
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