Last week, we were tipped off by a deep-cover sleeper agent (famous hairdresser to the stars Jose Ebert) that Lil Miss 'Thang intended to film a new video in Downtown Los Angeles. We immediatly dispatched the Group's Special Heinous Action Team
to disrupt the event.
The SHAT team arrived in LA aboard a freight train dressed, looking, and smelling very much like insane and homeless alcoholics, and quietly checked into rooms on the 7th floor of the seedy hotel in front of which the video was scheduled to be shot. They then waited for night fall, passing the time by consuming large quantities of iced tea and cranberry juice. Over the course of several hours, they relieved themselves into special collection buckets, and placed them near the windows.
In keeping with the finest traditions and values of the Group, the SHAT team patiently allowed the production crew to set up, and waited until the director became fed up with the young diva's tepid performance and demanded another take. Shortly into the opening dance sequence they dumped the buckets of collected urine out the window, drenching America's sweetheart in hours-old pee, causing her to flee the set and bringing production to a halt.
Cost estimates are rumored to be $250,000. |
