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These are little bullets, but not the kind that go in guns. Unless of course your dreaming ,then they ARE real bullets... Mwahahahahaha...The Unusual: Links

This is another bullet thing. It looks like a tiny bug that has been splattered on your windshield as you're driving down I95 at 3 am going the speedlimit.... 95mph... Pictures and Poetry

Yet Another bullet thingy. Ever notice how people painstakingly make a website and others just laugh at the site? WELL STOP IT!!!! It's not funny... Fine, be like that. I'm laughing at YOU you know.Jokes

Damn! Another bullet. I think I might be trying to kill you. I guess my aim is off. Maybe I should move the other dead bodies out of the way first...Magic 8-Ball Answers Your Questions

..bullet... blah...blah...blah. What? You expected another joke? Keep dreaming. I don't have time to sit here and write stuff just for your amusement.Get Lost

OK. Maybe I do have the time to write these silly ALT's JUST for your amusement. But that means I neglect my job, my school and my friends. Is that what you want? for me not to have any friends or money? You're mean! I'm telling my mommy on you. All About Star's World

Welcome To My Haven


You have just found your way into the Haven of my Twisted Mind. You poor defenseless things, you. :::evil laughter echos throughout the site:::

Well, I've had this site up for years and I think it's time to revamp the whole thing. So please excuse any odd disembodied links. many things have changed since I started this site but I'd like to keep the basics the same. My love for jokes has not changed and I'm going to make it easier to navigate. I'm taking down the chatroom, since no one uses it and a few changes. let me know if you find anything that needs my attention.

I need more unusual stuff to add to my pages... please someone send me something interesting you want seen here...anything...tell me your favorite page... no one will e-mail me :-(.... oops that looks like drool. Just wonderin', but um what do you people like/dislike... I could change... really... I could. :-)

I'm a joker and kidder. If I'm not smiling something is definately rotten in the state of Denmark. But then again I don't live in Denmark so I wouldn't really know, now would I?

A picture of me. I love Anime. It's so cool, all that blood... mmmmm.... blood... All red and pretty and oozing.. er.. um... sorry where was I? Oh yeah, happy bunnies and things.




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To find out where you are. No I don't miss a single graphic. :-P
Send me email or I'll sic Rizuk on you! (my mailbox monster).


Mailbox monster who will come out and eat you and your computer because he's mean and... oh. He's not home... damn lazy good for nothing Dragons.

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