HAMSTER TIMES

Issue #1 Wednesday, 24th September, 1997 0p

Notice

Issue 2 has been delayed. We hope to have it by Friday.
Many appologies for the inconvience.

Welcome to the first edition of the Hamster Times. Every week, we take a humourous look at the news and report it, but mostly we make stuff up, just like quite a few real newspapers.

We will be continually improving the general look, but that'll take ages. Three people doing stuff during our lunch hour, that's us.

Please come again every Wednesday. Enjoy yourselves!

  1. Editorial
    [Read it] The editor speaks. And rambles, and dithers, and chats, and talks.

  2. Brief News
    [Read Brief News] Some of the Brief newsworthy bits we have found from the past week. Please note, by the word brief, we do not mean undergarments. However, we do not exclude the right to include news about undergarments should any appear.

  3. Crisis in our hospitals!
    [Read Hospital Article] Since it emerged that a surgeon had his daughter help in his work, we find that this is just one of the problems our hospitals are facing.

  4. Statue for Mel!
    [Read Statue Article] The Statue of William "Braveheart" Wallace unveiled, in, well Scotland of all places.

  5. Life forms found on Mars!
    [Read Mars Article] We find news of government cover-ups on the discovery of life on the planet Mars.

  6. Irish election news.
    [Read Ireland Article] Is the Eurovision song contest taking over the isle?

  7. Letters.
    [Read Letters]Wit and wisdom from our various readers.

  8. The Hamster Times PhotoStory
    [Read photostory] Why, its a Neigh-Bores Photostory. What else is there to say ?

  9. Sport
    [Read sport(1)] Its the General sporting life, as according to the Hamster Times.

  10. The backPages
    [Read backpages (sport headlines)] Well, what appears on the back pages, but the sport headlines. Our major story this week - well... England vs Moldova...

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