Top Ten things that piss Scott off:
- Alcohol and drugs
- Coke-Cola
- Ignorance
- People who don't think I'm funny
- overconfidence
- over self consciousness
- Organized Religion
- People that try too hard to fit in
- MTV
- My hand
Top Ten things that turn Scott on:
- that little dip in the collar
- smooth skin
- freedom of spirit
- an artistic deep mind
- hospitality
- gentleness combined with passion
Top ten things that Scott wants to blow up:
- every coke factory in the world
- the pope
- Vermont
- the MTV building
- that lesbian comic Ellen something
- Neptune
- that ottoman
- that cat
- that channel
- YOU!
Top ten favorite movies of The Scott:
- Fight Club
- A Bronx Tale
- The Untouchables
- The Rock
- Unbreakable
- Equilibrium
- Boon Docks Saints
- Con Air
- Snatch
- Super Troopers
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