Poetry

and other stuff I wrote when I had nothing better to do. 

Author's caution: some of these are pretty bad & some are even naughty. My poetic muse seems to run toward bad song lyrics. But hey....I have found that at poetry readings, people love funny bad poetry that rhymes, even more than Sensitive Artsy Stuff.  

1997

How I Got Trapped in the Mall
Wild Nature (3 radical nature poems)
Paranoid
Through a Car Window

1998

Losers, Incorporated
Hate Poem
Modern-Day Fairy Tales #1
So Scared of Spiders!

1999

Living Large in your car
Super Weed: A Genetic Engineering Rap
From the Belly of the Beast

2000

Anti-Love Doggerel

2001

Midlife Blues
Farewell Cyberlove

2002

Man Magnet
Silicone Prick

2003

O Sweet Valentine
A Corporate Christmas Story
Ethnic Cars

2004

The Challenge of 50
Since I Can't Have You
Sugar High
A Dangerous Breed
Have A Great Day!
The Curse of Brown Town
No Use For Goodbye
O Mr. Cicada


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