Having a smoking section in a restrant is like haveing a pee-ing section in a pool from Kerry It amuses me how a persons poetic ability is aroused by the smell of shit! from Daniel Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. *Graffiti on BCH school condom machine* WARNING: This machine does not sell starburst! *Sign outside a tattoo parlour* If you're looking for me....I just left. Necophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. What I wanted to say they wouldn't print! It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. I told you NOT to put the parrot in the microwave! from ViXXXen Dogs are a man's best friend Diamonds are a girl's best friend Who is the more intelligent sex? from Tammy NO ONE IS A VIRGIN BECAUSE LIFE SCREWS US ALL!!! from Shantel A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing. from Detlor & Associates Salammi Luv's Josh Picklez Luv's Josh Salammi and Picklez Luv's Josh from PlnMcken If you want to bitch and moan, be a telemarketer. from Leola Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken! from Heather God created women because sheep can't cook. from gmacklem God created woman and then immediately came hell. In any serious problem you can find trace of a woman. from Gholam Here I sit, I'm at a loss. Tryin' to shit out taco sauce. And if I do, I hope and pray, That I don't blow my asshole away. from Sonny Deep inside every heterosexual male is a lesbian screaming to get out. from Chas Life is a jest all things show it. Thought so once and now I know it. -written on the condom machine in the mens rroom Homeless people have great disapline. They stay out all winter and never skip work. Giving a shout to all my Gahanna peeps! The only city in Ohio called "Hell"! from Geoff & Mindy If a man is speaking in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? from FatBoy MENopause,MENstrate,MENstruation,PMS...Putting up with Men's S**t!!! MEN are in all the female's physical problems....ya think?! from tracylyn HATED BY MANY LOVED BY FEW RESPECTED BY ALL. NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL... PEOPLE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU APART. from crystal23 If winners never quit, and quitters never win, then who came up with the phrase "Quit while you're ahead!"? If Barbie is so popular, then how come you have to buy all of her friends? How come people always say "It's only a game..." when they're winning? from Diane I think, therefore I am single. from Bill & Judy Q. How can you tell when a woman is on her period? A. Because the hor-moans. from themanmickyp@yahoo.com I GET MY LISCENSE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! from TD GIRLS ARE LIKE PAMPERS,THEY'RE ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS AND THEIR FULL OF SH*T WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPACES,ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKING EXECPT THE HANDICAP WOMEN ARE LIKE CONDOMS IF THEY'RE NOT IN UR WALLET,THEY ARE ON UR DI*K from CALL ME THE PUERTOROC ANDREW DICE CLAY WITH THE RIDDLES/FROM THE MIDDLE/OF LIL ITALY,LITTLE/ DID WE FIDDLE/TO MIDDLE/MEN WHO DIDNT DO DIDDLES/ELOVER! ISUE if toilet paper is called super duper pooper scupper, and a bra is called over the shoulder flopper stoper, and a jock strap is called lower decker pecker checker, what do u call a punched out drunken Japanese whos father has diarrea: a slap happy jappy... with a crap happy pappy from Robert
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