Gyani Shri Riz Bhai dude sahib ji !


hum kaa bolta hoon....suno, nehin to kya jabardasti karoon ?!


Old school story/joke:

Teacher : Zaman, stupid boy.... not studying, just fighting all the time. Why do u fight so much, eh ? Me : Cant help it, Sir. U know.... personality conflicts.... Teacher: U had a personality conflict with a Jeep ?

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A few of my favorite lines :O)

Live like a Suicide !!! ( from Guns n Roses ) Dance with the Devil and he'll dance with you. (from "Batman") There'll be torture and there'll be pain, ... cuz this is hell ,baby ! DIE IN FLAMES !!! ( from Ugly kid Joe ) .......if it were the end of the world. ( MSP ID4 ) Good moves fast but Evil moves faster ! ( mutated quote from MSP TMNT I) Mess with the best, die with the rest ! ( from ? ) My ass is on fire !!! ( from my goddamnbestpal Ravi Jain ) Phuck yuoooo !!!! (from Om Bhai in his screwed up Bihari accent ) :OD

And these are originals thot up by yours truly :

Saalae teri maa ki to...... ( you #!*^%#$ , Yo mama's......) Who cares ??? A Quiz ??? Today ??!!! Right now ??? !!! ......I'm f***ed !!! I'm Khan, I can do anything.

vonkhan@hotmail.com

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