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Top Ten things to do at an *NSYNC concert:
10. Try to count the number of people over age 15 at the concert. I bet you could do it on one hand.
9. Bring a Linkin Park CD and stereo system to blast some real music through the venue.
8. If for some God-aweful reason you want to meet them, tell the security guards that you are pregnant with Joey's bastard child.
7. Hit their tour bus. Use a steamroller.
6. Leave after the opening act. You won't miss anything.
5. Make a sign that says "DIE" in big red letters. Hold it up for the world to see.
4. When Lance comes out on stage, start screaming at the top of your lungs that you love Nick Carter.
3. Throw twinkies at the stage. Watch how fast Joey stops dancing and starts eating.
2. Every time Timberlake walks by you, yell to him that you're going to tell Britney about the affair you're having with him.
And the #1 thing to do at an *NSYNC concert:
Go on a killing spree. When arrested, plead insanity. Lord knows you will be after sitting through that "music"