Scott:
Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head

Sam:
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says to him, "Hey, why the long face?"...

Dave:
Q: What’s your favourite colour?
A: Purple.

Leida:
Q: What was the blond staring at the juice bottle?
A: Because it said “concentrate.”

Loretta:
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

My Linh:
Ask me if I'm an orange.
(Are you an orange?)
Yes.

And Ian didn't have one.