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Andre Kavanaugh
deathclownx@yahoo.com

What I have to say:

I'm far more intelligent than you, don't try to argue you'll lose. I have magic toe shoes that will prevent you from winning. I hate pretty much everyone, but i am the perfect guy which doesn't matter since i've found girls only like assholes so then i guess i'm really not perfect because i'm not an asshole. ..or am I?


The Basics:

Birthdate: 08-30-85
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Sexuality: Straight
Dating Status: Your mom!

Important Random Factoids:
I am obsessed with Shannon Haran
Dasani is my favorite water.
I like metting new people.
I'm a science and computer major.
My favorite type of music is Heavy Metal.
I enjoy dead baby jokes.
I don't put up with shit.
Democrat. George Bush is trying to get us all killed, I hate him.

I like porno.
I'v touched fake boobs before.
Judging people based on their looks and stereotypes = ignorance.
Hoodies are the best things ever.
Bright colors are trippy, thats why I like them.
I hate sadness and try my best to stay far away from it.
Talking about drugs nonstop makes one look ignorant.
People on the net who talk "lik tis fukin pissin me off yo!"
I'm perfectly content doing absolutely nothing.
I'm a hockey player and I snowboard.
I'm in a band and I can play drums, guitar and bass.
I have 3 piercings, 2g ears and eyebrow.
I like watching movies with my girlfriend.
I hate people who sacrifice there friends for there girlfriends or boyfriends.

My favourite qoutes:
"Just because animals don't have thumbs, does not mean they are inferior and should be treated poorly. They don't have a voice to speak for themselves so someone has to." - Ariel, the Goddess of all Animals

Andre :"Did you see that guy get his head stuck in the elephante's butt?"
Craig: "Thats not funny he could have sufficated"

I'm not a tease, I'm just reminding you of what you can't have! - Shannon

"I wish I were a little girl again...bruised knees heal faster that broken hearts" - I don't
know.

"The extreme always makes an impression."




Snowboard Stats:
Front Stance Angle:18
Back Stance Angle: -5 maybe
Stance Width: About 22 or 23 inches
Favourite Board: Burton Code
Favourite Binding: C14, M1 MD
Boots: Sabbath, Driver
Outer Wear: Tactic
Year Boarding: 7 years

Signature Moves:
Grabs: Canadian Bacon, Slob Air
Grinds: Feeble Meeble, Noseslide
Flips: Indy Backflip, Backflip
Spins: 720

Writings

 




jason likes dick and it's true