Polar Ted in Ibiza
September 2003

Saturday 6th September

Glasgow Airport: Fog -Off to Ibiza.

In flight entertainment - David Attenborough.

Polar Ted to bombadier -
Initial Point: Portinax.

Polar Ted to bombadier -
Target San Antonio on the left.

Ready Teddy - Go ...

... to Mambo ...

... where the sun doesn't set.

Back at the appartment, a thunderstorm

with RAIN!

Stunt Treble, ManumitTed and Polar Pete

don't like thunderstorms.

Sunday 7th September

SunSea Bar.

A cool glass of San Miguel

while waiting for the sun to set ...

... but, again, it doesn't.

Well, what's in "DJ" magazine?

Coastline. My favourite restaurant.
My favourite Desest.

These two are MINE!

I am introduced to the Coastline DJ.

The Coastline Team.

Hola Julien! Hola Javi! Hola Luis!

On the way to Eden, I meet some local lads.

Hola David! Hola Javi! Hola Adrian!

Judgement Sunday ...

... and some Top Tunes ...

... for the Bear int the Balearics.

I meet Security in the VIP bar ...

... where we pull.

Monday 8th September

Kanya for the sunset ...

... which doesn't, yet again.

Then my traditional drink ...

... at Joe Spoons in the West End.

Then on to the Garden of Eden.

No Karen. Sniff!

Before going accross to Cafe Paradis ...

... for a quiet beer.

Es Paradis.

Aperitif.

Bar Snacks!

I'll have that one, there, on the left.

Shh!

If he thinks he's going to get the beer back ... .

I pull at the bar.

On the decks.
More Top Tunes from the Bear in the Balearics.

Es Paradis is the most surreal club in Ibiza.

Then a spot of pole dancing.

Tuesday 9th September

Balcony bears behind bars.

Mambo again. Storm, but no sunset.

If I didn't want sunsets
I would have gone to Spitzbergen.

A new friend. He seems nervous.

I meet a PR for somewhere called "Coastline Bar".

He wants me to go there.

In the bar at Coastline, I pull!

Lots of female attention for
the Bear in the Balearics

I meet two girls who have
assiduously followed my web adventures

Do I detect signs of jealousy?

Wednesday 10th September

On the ramparts at the Dalt Villa

in Ibiza Town.

The fast Formentera ferry ...

... to the land of the chocolate lined lizard (link).

Formentera.

I want to visit the chocolate lined lizards.

Space is over that way.

If I hit the crane ...

... do I win a prize?

I was up there.

Coastline. Desert.

Rose scented lemon sorbet. Yummmmm!

Coffee, cigar, and brandy ...

... in a glass I can climb into!

Later - Lashed.

At Eden.

Chill out break in the Garden of Eden.

Bay Run.

Any nearer to the sea ...

... and you'll never walk again, let alone run.

Thursday 11th September

Mambo - at last - sunset.

It doesn't get any better than this.

Young, Free and Single Booze Cruise
stops opposite the sunset strip.

That boat looks drunk!

At Cafe del Mar -
with brandy and cigar.

Hold it closer, drat you.
Thank you, Javi.

At Mambo, with a beer, ...

... on what's left of the beach.

The Savanah Funky Room.

Cool!

I meet the Club Paraiso mascot.


Friday 12th September

Sunset from the balcony.

Polar bears' picnic - vodka and Red Bull.

I like lifts.

Saturday 13th September

Spangled!

What's this?

Ah! Duty Free.

Polar Ted's e-mail address is polar_ted@yahoo.co.uk