Monday 9th September

Airport Catering in Glasgow
I LIKE fish!

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"Wait in Lounge".

Is that a stowaway?

It's raining in Glasgow!!!
I think I'll go to Ibiza!

Nothing to do but wait ...

... and have a pint.

On the plane I have a
Bloody Mary before dinner.

Luckily, I brought my own meal.
I LIKE baby seal!

Ibiza Arrivals.

I've got my bag. Why are we waiting?

On the transfer bus to the hotel.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

My first night back and I pull!
I hope Karen (behind the bar) isn't too jealous.

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Tuesday 10th September

Oh my god! They've left(?) Kenny!

As the sun sets over the island in the bay ...

... I enjoy a cocktail at Coastline

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... and another

... and another!

The sunset begins to look hazy

But the music was so good
even the giant dragonfly was dancing

We head to Kasbah for dinner
and I meet a new friend

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At least I hope he's friendly!

Back in the appartment a disappointed Polar Pete
discovers that I put a seal on the vodka bottle.

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Polar Pete with MiniTed

When shall we three meet again?

In thunder, lightening or in rain?

When the hurlyburly's done.

When the battle's lost and won.

Later, Chilling at Mambo

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And then into the West End

Wednesday 11th September

By the hearth in Café del Mar

A rousing speech from the Café Del Mar Balcony

People watching

Back to Coastline to watch the lightning ...

... then on to pull at Mambo

Thursday 12th September

A hunter must stalk his prey.

Self catering accommodation

A quick drink in the "Empty Bar",
between the Egg and Eden/Es Paradis.

Tip: Cleanest toilets in San An.

Friday 13th September

I take the ferry to Formentera

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Where I meet a local lizard.

I'm not sure if I like lizards

But lizards LIKE chocolate!

Las Salinas - a Roman Law sentencing option.

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Es Vedra - on the boat back from Formentera.

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No sunset tonight ...

... so I decide to howl at the moon

Saturday 14th September

A sunset cocktail at Coastline

I can't eat Chinese food: there are no chopsticks

Equipment for Dave Pearce and Foam at Eden.

Baseball cap - check.
Goggles - check.
DuckToy - check.
And a stiff drink!

Eden! Red Bull! Happy!!

I love the bar staff.

I pull! But she's not getting my Red Bull!

Among my DJ friends...

I go for a massage

Oi! It's me you should be massaging, not him

He seems to enjoying himself, ...

... but I'm not so sure

www.tranceclubber.com has a better photo

Sunday 15th September

Where's the place?

Upon the heath.

Nah! Coastline!!

There to meet with ... Vodka and Red Bull.

The man responsible for my favourite places in Ibiza

It must be serious: I'm meeting Karen's parents.

VIP for Judgement Sunday. Thanks Jules.

Compressed air. Cool!!

Chill out balcony at Eden.

Behind the camera for once.

Monday 16th September

The Egg

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A last sunset at Mambo

Must we go home?

Must we go home?

Got my own Duty Free!