Things I Thought of...and Put Here!

1. I like girls
2.I think that they could cram the useful classes in a four year college degree into 2 semesters.
3.I can be obnoxious at times
4.Why do old people insist on driving those damn white Lincolns and Fords that look like police cars in your rear view mirror?
5. there should be more bi-sexual girls in the world
6.I refuse to get fat
7.If I were fat, I would run, far...
8.The world of hair growth and removal is a complete failure...think about it, they can't kill the hair well, and they can't grow it either- what the hell do those people do all day???
9.Why do hockey players smile in pictures???
10.It is proven fact that if you are single you never meet women, but if your dating somebody the girls come to you.
11.Ever wonder what hair color they give bald men on their driver's license?
12.What's the deal with everyone piercing everything....?
13.I met someone the other day who paid $20 to go to a concert and got the crap kicked out of them...and they liked it.....
14.I keep thinking....I would have done it for half that...
15.Politically correct stuff is never correct....
16.Ah, but life is good...
17.I'm really happy that hotdogs and buns both come in packs of 8 now...
18. especially those potato bread buns...yummy
19.I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken
20."your mama" is a great saying
21.I love argue with anyone for any reason, just for the sake of arguing
22.Alcohol...bad stuff
23.I should be in far better shape than I am now
24.I have been known to be rude at times....
25.I think apple computers suck
26.Tell me again why people have to go to collage?
27.The entire world of fashion design is lame *except Victoria's Secret*
28.People who can't get to the point really annoy me
29.Trucks rule!
30.I don't have the perfect driving record [only one accident!]
31.I think that every freeway should be like the Autobahn
32.I hate heat
33.Women- enough said
34.I wish more girls would drive lowered trucks...
35.I would love to see Marilyn Manson run down like a dog in the road
36.TV show "Wings" on the discovery channel really needs to come back
37.I really believe that the gold chains sold in Mexico are real 14karot gold...aren't they?
38.Arizona should be burned
39.I can't stand it when people fiddle with everything in sight
40.People who are always late showing up or calling should be beaten
41.Did you ever wonder why Americans can't make a car that doesn't leak oil, and the Japanese can't make a single part under $500?
42.I really don't regret buying a car, I liked my accord
43.I believe a year in college is less useful than the articles in Playboy
44.I love girls who give scalp massages...
45.Im not sure if my dream girl really exists, but a scalp massage wouldn't be a bad start...
46.I think I might have found her, but she doesn't give scalp messages. Crap, move on.
47.Money doesn't necessarily make you happy, but the lack of it is a sure way to be miserable. [You all know this one]
48.My favorite type of food is Italian
49.I could eat at the Olive Garden all day- diet coke, breadsticks, spaghetti...
50.I would pay extra to see Mitsubishi go out of business
51.White people should not play basketball...
52.Women really should learn how to handle guns to protect themselves...
53.Why does it have to take hundred's of thousands of dollars to execute people on death row? How expensive is a bullet?
54.Rollerblading is pretty cool....
55.I'm really not as much of a jerk as some of these make me sound...
56.I'm generally unconcerned if someone doesn't like me... Who Cares?
57.I hate dancing, with a passion
58.I have yet to see a dishwasher that does more than rinse your dishes...
59.Why don't pillow cases come with the pillows? or am I missing something?
60.Used car salesmen should become comedians...or lawyers...
61.No matter what phone number I get issued, I can't ever spell anything cool with it! DAMN IT!
62.Someday I WILL build a dually suburban
63.Those little starburst mints...horses love em....
64.Why do models and other famous women always marry men who beat them???
65.One of my favorite things to do is scrump...