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The Fart Files


THE COMMON FART
The Common Fart is the fart heard most often. It is a very close relative of the "Ripper", but is released with less force. It is usually heard in groups where people aren't yet comfortable with farting amongst each other. Therefore, one person in the group gets up some nerve and releases this common-sounding fart in such a manner that everyone now feels comfortable with group flatulence. Usually there is no smell with the Common Fart.



THE COMMON FART | THE ANXIOUS FART | THE COUGHING FART
THE WET FART | THE BLOWER | TIGHT BUN FART | THE RIPPER