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A History of Texas Breweries

Chasing the Sun
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A Texas Golfer


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Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

The Collected Works of Jeff Holt

I have always wanted to be a writer. I never had any luck finding anyone to publish my work, much less an audience to read it, but thanks to the World Wide Web, I can publish these works all on my own. Click a link to read it. Feel free to let me know if I suck.

My 2001 Vacation
or, Why Al Qaeda owes me $400

The Great Western Prison and Post Office Tour
Colorado, July 2001

Star Trek: Excelsior
"Honorbound"

A Star Trek story featuring Captain Sulu.

Star Trek:
The Missing Element

My first published piece of Star Trek fan fiction. I have the fanzine it was published in. Yeah, it sucks.

Star Trek:
The Entellus Dilemma

This was published in R&R XV in 1981. I thought about rewriting this as a novel, but the basic premise had been used so much on Enterprise, that I abandoned the idea. Oh, and this sucks, too.

Star Trek: Enterprise
"Downtime"

My first attempt at an Enterprise story, adapted from a Star Trek: Excelsior story.

"Showdown in New Texas"
A twenty year old story set in my Galactic Union universe. A couple of the pictures in the gallery are set there too. Another hastily written story that could benefit from a good rewrite.

"The Big Dance"
Shortly after my return from Japan, I created a comic series about a mythical Texas town called Plainsight. I wrote about ten stories while I was at UT and sitting on the mall between the Six Pack buildings. I used an earlier novel idea about guys working in a grocery store as characters in the strip. In November, I tried to write a book and used my idea about working in a grocery store. I adapted the Plansight story.

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