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The miceys are taking over----Sorry I was mean to your
wonderful cats,
Will you puleaze h-e-l-p
me once again------------------------
Sigh....... I'll just have to
put up with this until
you get back
on your feet!!!LOL. Woe is me--------I feel like eating
worms!!!!
Oh---oh, please don't eat worms-----
I'm sorry I insulted Sweetphew!!!
Forgive me-eee---Weeepwe-e-e-e-p, booohooooooo
I am bereft !!!!
Love MonsterMutter
My miceys are
rapidly
reproducing again--- and it's all your fault---Woe is
me-e-eeeeeeeeee
OK, now all of you, sing nicely for
me and we will start
the first
miceymusicchoir!!!! Oh goody, we even have some tenors.
Mordecai, you're
tone deaf--- Alicia, stop shrieking!! Heeeeeeeeeeeheeee
Where's my
baton??????
Let us now have a sing-a-long. If you don't line up, I
shall call
CyberDutter to bring Sweetphew back!!! That's better, now
SING!!!!!
The Flowe-e-e-r-rrrrs That Blo-o-o-o-mmm in the
Spri-i-i-iiiinggg,
tra-aaaalaaaaaa
Heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee
LOLOLOLOL Yes! Threaten the little
buggers! That will keep them ALL in line.
I have too many weird cats! Oh what should I
do??????
Today, the lesson for all you avid
miceys is BIRTHCONTROL!!!!!! Anyone found not practicing
this will be sent to Cyberdutter, who, if you remember,
has Sweetphew and CALLOUS CAT!!!!!!!!! Your fate is up to
you!! Now all---sing ~ Dooooo youuuuu lov-vve
me-e-eeeeee,
as I lov-vve you-uuuu-uuuu------ (Maybe we should choose
another subject lol)
As you can see, this fat cat was sent
to me by dutter, to help lower the micey population!
Enthusiasm was there-----but ability was 
lacking! Add your
two cents, dutter!
(Ah, my
two cents is it? I do have more then two cents and I will
add it since if I leave it up to you to log this in, my
beautiful cats will end up the villains and your fuzzy mice
balls.......no.......furry fuzzball mice will end up being
the celebrated celebrities of these tiny cyber tales!!!)
My wonderful cat was in fine shape when I sent him on the
long
trip to Mutter. A gorgeous cat of good weight and fine
temperament!
Can you see what
making pets of all the miceys has done to him? The fact of
the matter is that he lost weight and became depressed
after trying to rid Mutters life of miceys! He has not
returned to his normal self since Mutter sent him back to
me in this pathetic condition! He even seems a bit
delirious at times.
Alicia---it's time for you to sing a
solo. Squeak,
stop grooming your tail --it looks perfectly o.k.
Squee--eak.
I think I have "foot & mouse" disease! When
are
you going to
rescue me-e-eee????? I'll even settle for Callous
Cat!!!
H E L P - S O S I'm also getting fleas-----
I think I am working on it!!!
Patience is a virtue! If
you've gotten fleas..........then scratch!!! Cats are
getting scarce. You have chased them all away with your
ill humor!!! I am sorry
that I am lagging in
finding kittys for your micey problem but it seems you are
making pets out of all of the miceys. What are you feeding
those
things? They certainly mutiply at a rapid rate.
Squad Le-f-t, Ab-o-u-t F-ace, 
Heeeheeeheee I've met my destiny, I always
aspired to have a mouse brigade! Now with the choir and my
micey army---
what more could I ask from life!!!! I'm training them to
harass all cats
Heeeeeeee
Now I am speechless once again.
There must be something
I can do! I will find a way! Before you are completely
bonkers with all your miceys!
I am lost in a bevy of
miceys------They are refusing to sing. They have
given me fleas, and they are overrunning everything!!! 
Please,please
sent Callous cat or even the one in the chair with the
nervous
breakdown----- I'm desperate----Can't go on much
longer-r-r-rrrrrr
I am trying but you've kept me so
busy with "other things"
that I just don't know what I am doing anymore.
Your
mice,
apparently, aren't using birth control yet, even though you
threaten them. That poor cat in the chair wants nothing to
do with you OR your miceys and I can't say that I blame
him....poor thing...
And now----Squeak,squeak--- We will
sing a rendition of
Home on the
Range----
Get with it, brothers and sisters,squeak-----
Sing nicely, and
we'll all have some Cabot Cheese for a treat---Squeak,
squea--k
He's still a cutie! Hee hee! Does he
sing too?
(I think I
need you to come to my rescue before it's too late!!!!)
SQU-----EE-E-EA-A-AKKKKK
Squa--aaawwk
You seem to have quite a problem on
your hands....and
around your feet...Hee hee.
Well, If you weren't so
picky
and then decided to teach the little vermin to sing...the
whole matter would be under control and probably history
by now. I will see what I can do....
Can't you hear my dying gasps?????? Sque-e-eak----How can
you be so
cru-u-uel?
You keep saying "I'll see what I can do!" but nothing is
happening!!!!!!
Woe is me!!!!!!!!!
I've been doing my best whether you
know it or not. They
multiplied so rapidly because you made them pets!! And now
you make it sound like it is my fault that you are over run
with singing mice. If I remember correctly, you were
handing them out little guns too...or something. That
certainly says a lot on who is doing all the work to rid
your house of mice. And here I am miles and miles away and
you still expect me to pick up the pieces...or take up the
slack......or what ever it is that you think I should do.
Oh....send another of my precious cats. That's it. Well,
now supper is burning and I suppose THAT is my fault too.
My goodness, if I knew then what I know now and where this
would all lead I would have left SweetPea and Callous
cat!!! Dying gasps indeed! Woe is
MEEEEEEE!!!
After your long and rather accusing
dissertation, placing all kinds of
undeserved blame on me for this mishap---- I await whatever
you are
going to do to help me. I shall no longer beg, but do hope
you do
something before long-----or it will be too
late!!!!!!!
(And here is another attempt by Mutter to end the saga
of the miceys. Maybe because she didn't like the cats that
I was sending? Maybe because I couldn't find any to send?
Maybe because she would think that she was running out of
things to say.......Yeah....right! Now read what she's
gone and done. Of course.....I was aghast! Not really with
the miceys demise....But with this cat animation that I
still had to put in!!!)
I finally did something about my
situation------- I called
the
exterminator.These miceys were out of hand!!
I'm now living in a sane, miceyless house for awhile.
Thanks for all
your help!!!! LOL.
Oh my oh my oh my............. I am
glad to hear that you
have things under control, but one of my wee cats has
gotten his hopes up. I'll have to see if I can find
him...and show you what I mean! I am sure he will show up
by tomorrow morning I hope!!! My poor poor
kitty......
BooHoo!!!
Boohoo,boohoo, sniff, sniff I'm
sorry I doused them!!!!!!!!
As it should be. Actually, you
should have a talk with
that poor poor cat of mine that is dreaming of miceys and
getting it's hopes way up at the anticipation of the
impending FUN!!! Can you imagine for one moment what the
TRUTH would do to him now!!!
I'm so-o-oooo sorry about the
........ cat....I do think of him as my
friend.. HHHEE-e-eeeeeeee
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I lost it, I lost it, I lost my little miceys. It's your
fault----- the
baa-aa-d cats got them all! Oh woe---- I lost it, I lost
it---even you
said I lost it--
Wail,wail,sniff,sniff,boohoohooooooooo
You are making me feel terrible about
the demise of the
miceys! You know
in Soap Operas the dead come back to life. Hmmmmm Take
heart---- I miss
them too!!!
Aa-a-ahhhh the wee
miceys-----boo-hoooo
Hark!!!!!! Do I hear a distant squeak?????
no-----Sigh,sigh
I must be
hearing things,no miceys----------Wa-a-a-a-a-a-hh
sniff,sniff------
Waaa-a-ahhhh is right!!! I am sure
they will return one day!
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