Where, oh where have my miceys
gone----
Where, oh where can they be------
With their tails cut short----
and their hair cut long-----
Oh where, oh where can they be-eeeeeeee!
Where, oh where can they be------
With their tails cut short----
and their hair cut long-----
Oh where, oh where can they be-eeeeeeee!
Goodness knows that I wouldn't want THOSE miceys in MY house.
Three blind mice----Three blind mice See how they run-----See how they run--Heeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Three blind hairy mice and you're laughing......(head shaking).....I do worry about you!
I miss the miceys------- I miss the miceys------- even the hairy ones----Sigh,sigh
Hmmmmm, I really have to think about this one... Each day you have gotten closer and closer to THAT WORD! You know the one. It's a four letter word. I am moving, I am changing my phone number and my e-mail address!!! I am hiding under a rock if necessary!!!! Oh no!....wind!!!!! dust!!!! Mice!!!!!! Bonkers!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaarrrruuuuggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you wee miceys???------
Come out, come out wherever you
are------heee-eeeeheeeeee
What I would give just to see Alicia or Mordecai once
again------and gaze into their tiny, fuzzy, micey faces
---Oh sigh,sigh---- Woe is me!
What four letter word are we discussing here??? I must
be
missing something!! Enlighten me------!
It's that "h....e....l....p" word!!!!!
I have a feeling that you're not
being kept busy enough with your home pages. You WANT the
mouseys to propagate some more and turn into MICEYS to give
you something to do.!! I am on to you!!! You let them breed
and then you wail and have me send cats to eat them! And
you tell me that it is me that is cru-el !!! I have done
nothing but try to help! The burdens you place on my
shoulders. And how your tune will change when two Miceys
turn into hundreds. Do you not remember what it was like to
have them running about your feet???
THINK WOMAN,
THINK!
I will not humitiate myself to ask you for help again----- you sound so cru-el to me! Don't you feel pity for my sorry state????? My fate is sealed---- I shall wander, ever seeking, Mordecai and Alicia!!!!!!! Oh cruu-el world, Oh unfeeling you-------
Well, to be perfectly honest, I do
hope you don't
humitiate yourself either... It sounds very painful....
Okay, I give up.. I hope you find your dear little Mordecai
and Alicia and you all live happily ever after. If they
overrun your domain, by all means, please wail. (or call
911) I am sure, as always, that I would come to your
rescue.
Oh dear.......nothing here....how sad it is......
Herrrrrreeeeeeeee sweet little micey wicey.
Come to Linnnnnndaaaaaa hee
.....hee......hee.........
Do you really want Mordecai and Alicia???? Would you deprive me of my last miceys??? You have a heart of stone----- sob,sob! You are taking away my only reason for existing!!! Sob,sob,sniff,sniff--- Oh my poor miceys, oh, poor me-e-e-e-e-e-e
How can you miss what you don't see? And if you see them you will undoubtedly yell h...e...l...p!!! Then I would have to send one of my very hungry cats. My cats prefer dinner being served to them here though. What shall it be?
I will remember how cr-u-uel you are to me---You keep giving me ultimatums---- Well, take Alicia and Mordecai and see if you can keep your hungry cats from devouring them!!! And to think they---even---sang---for---me-ee-ee- oh woe!!!
It's your decision and you tell me how cr-u-uel I am. No respect!! I keep trying to help and you keep wailing. Let them sing for their supper. Keep them fat and happy and see the spot you will be in before very long. Alas, tis no skin off my nose.....................
How can you take them from me when I can't find them??? Do you think they would come out for you who have sent cats like "Callous Cat" and "Sweetphew" to do away with them?? You are so unfeeling and indifferent to my dilemna---- Weep, weep, sniff, sniff (My nose is dripping)
(I'll bet!) I am sadly misunderstood by you too! I don't want, I don't need, and I certainly won't take your micey's!! There! @ I've said it. Keep them and do what you will. I have no doubts that you will be over run before long @ and will start your wailing again. But it may be upon deaf ears! Do you hear?! I shall not put up with this confounded complaining any longer. @ You ask for what you will get. I warshed my hands of it all last night and tonight I shall warsh them again......(forgive the "r" in wash. When I get upset....old habits emerge!!)
You can't mean that you would leave
me to my fate------
Where are you wee miceys???------ 
After all the
kindnesses I have bestowed on your mangy cats. At least
they were well
fed here!!!! What makes you think my nose doesn't drip???
Have I ever
led you to believe that I can sob without tears? Doesn't
your proboscis
drip when you cry? Oh-h-hhhhhh, I just heard Mordecai
squeak!!!!! Maybe
they will come out hee-eeeeeeee
I miss the miceys-------
I miss the miceys-------
even the hairy ones----, sigh, sigh
Come out, come out
wherever you
are------heee-eeeeheeeeee
Uh oh-------cyberdutter is looking for you too, and she
is up to no
good!!! Probably has a malicious cat waiting in the
wings!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, what would EVER make you think
something like that. Me???? why I am as sweet as can be
and then some....I can't even go out in the
rain............ Hee....hee.....hee.....
Come
heeeeerrrrreeeeeee little miceys....
Oh you poor wee fuzzy dears---- Is that awful cruel cyberdutter making mad threats against you------A plague on her beastly cats!!!!!!
Oh you poor wee fuzzy dears, blah
blah blah....Yeah...right....
My beastly cats have already saved your round bottomed butt
at least once!
Hush little miceys-----Don't you cry-----We'll be together byyyyyyyyyyy and byyyyyyyyyyy-------Sniff,sniff
Give me a break!!!!!!!!!
How can you
possibly think that they believe a word of that drival????
You are conning them once again only to call on me when
things get out of hand. Why do you think they hide....???
Not because of ME!!! They fear for their wee little lives
because of you!
I'm sure if you check real good and look real close and
sniff real hard you will find some droppings some where!
They say for every one micey that you do see, there are ten
more that you don't so it seems to me you have at the very
least....five miceys hiding out and probably laughing their
tails off at you!
Five little miceys---
EUREKA!!!!! i just saw one---- they're not all dead-----oh
happy day!!! oh joya!!
could be
anywhere----
Found some micey
droppings----
underneath a chair!!!!
I just know it's Alicia and Mordecai---Oh, the dear little
fuzzy things!
Those two were smart, maybe they evaded disaster---- Thank
you for giving
me a bit of hope---- Come out, come out wherever you
ar-r-r-e!!!
Oh my ...(sigh...shoulders sagging).......There is no peace in Mudville............. :#
So goodnight for now---you cute, fuzzy little miceys!!!!! Soon---- we will see you again! Hopefully, just the two of you!!!!! Sque----e--a-a-a-kkk S-s-s-s-q-q-u-uu-ee-e-e-aa-aa-a-k-k-k
I have decided to let Alicia and Mordecai rest behind the woodwork for awhile (I only hope resting is all they are doing!!!LOL)
As I read this, I thought it was the ending there.... and then I continued thinking you were saying good night to me, and the thought did cross my mind - ever so briefly - that I was now a cute little fuzzy something....until I reached the word miceys....thank goodness!!!
Yikes!!! I can't take it.....blubber..blubber........You are not trying to tell me something...please noooooooooooooo........
Ah---little miceys, cyberdutter must have some kind of virus----She's slobbering all over the place. I never thought she would we--eeep! Now my concience is bothering me----Maybe I was too cru--el---Oh dear,sniff,sniff-----
hiho, hiho, it worked.....now I have everyone (even the jogging lady probably) feeling sorry for me. Heeheehee....Commmmmeeeeeerrrrrr little miceys. I have some cookies for you.......... or some Cabot cheese if you prefer.....Come to AuntieLindaaaaaaaa
Cruu-el cyberdutter wants to lure you out so she can eliminate you---Poor, dear, fuzzy miceys. don't come out--- you can have the cookies, the Cabot cheese is MINE!! Let go-o-ooo, you can't have it--------Squ-eeeaa-----akkk
Once again I am speechless. Your fighting over some cheese with two mice with names such as moticai and alicia (or something like that) is too easy to picture which makes me very uneasy!!! And now you are squ-eeeaa---akking back at them while you tug-of-war over the cheese? I can't take much more of this Martha....where are my salts........
See---- nobody understands us-----Tell cyberdutter that your name is Mordecai. She could at least spell your cute little name right! They stole my cheese when I wasn't looking!!! Bad,bad miceys. If you don't behave, I'll get cru--el cyberdutter to send Sweetphew here again!!! Oh, what am I saying!!!!!!!
I knew it. You haven't known what you
are saying right along. And - you have those poor sweet
cute little Mordecai and Alicia miceys all confused
now. They may be well fed...or not....but think how sad it
is that you confuse them so.....I must think of something
to do to help those hapless little creatures. No - I mean
helpless little critters :{ .....I shall ponder this
dilemma.
Mordecai and Alicia have gone deep into the walls on vacation! Alicia is on the pill, so I don't expect any mishaps------- I shall miss them--- Just the thought of being away from my fuzzy miceys makes me we-eeeep!!!! Goodbye, you sweet little furballs!!!!! (Good heavens! I'm beginning to like mice!)
I won't believe it until I see it. I know there is going to be a little squeek here and there. I just know it. You can't help yourself !!!!
I don't know how you can eliminate my miceys and miss them at the same time-----I think you have a shplit personality----ye-e-e-ssss
Was that a misspelling or on purpose? I think I take after you with this split personality thing and we both know why! Poor confused miceys!
Silence------Nothing-------No pitterpatter of tiny micey feet----You have scared them away-----and I am bereft---Weep,weep.Sniff,sniff------
That can be changed at a moments
notice so don't get too carried away with your
weep,weep,sniff, sniff!!! Plus I am many miles away and
unless your miceys can read I don't see how it can be my
fault that they left. YOU made them feel unwanted.
Yes!!
That's it!!! It's YOU YOU YOU!!!! Now doesn't that make
you feel better??? LOL
Just where do you get off telling me it is my fault that my poor, fuzzy miceys are gone-----I loved them, I didn't drive them awaay!!!! You did---- with Callous-Cat. They were so terrified that their fur stood on end and never went down------Everyone that saw them thought they were angora miceys-------Oh you are so cru---ell! You don't know what I'm going through, the sleepless nights, the lonely dayys------- Mordecai,Alicia----where ar-r-r-e y-o-uuuuuu!!!
For running out of things to say,
you sure come up with some good ones. LOL
Sleepless nights???
Lonely Days????
All because of miceys?????
Mother.......get a life!!!!
Get a life?? Get a life---You have the audacity to tell me-e-eeee, your mother???? how can you do this to me????? i've have lost my fuzzy miceys and you are being heartless!!!!!!
I know, I just can't help myself. That is just the way I am I guess..... You just can't seem to put it all behind you mother. I know it is hard but it is for the best. The miceys are gone. You must learn to let go.......