Below are the rules I live by and all who want to become a Worm of the Mighty House of Herman must obey

1. Herman the Worm is your supreme leader
2. I created all things good, especially dirt
3. You will obey when you are told
4. Speeches are not need in schools
5. School is not for learning, it is a giant social party
6. I am the best athlete
7. Bill Gates is a worm of the House of Herman obeying my will
8. Everybody is nobody compared to me
9. Soda is good for you, the more the better
10. Weather will obey me
11. AOL Instant Messenger is the best form of communication
12. The Simpsons is the best show in the Milky Way
13. This web site is better than all
14. Macintosh computers are better than PCs (except when one is gaming) The Proofs, by 13 Idol
15. I am the tallest in the land
16. I am not conceited, just better than everyone
17. Alex Chally's web site will NEVER beat mine, and he knows it!
18. My girlfriend is not only hotter than yours, but taller, smarter, and generally more likeable. (that is, she would be if i had one)
19. Worms may not be the coolest animal, but my illustrations of them are
20. Haha Hehe
21. Twenty-one is the coolest number around

Failure to comply with these rules will result in one of the following:

1. Torture by watching Barney 24/7/ for 1 year
2. Laxatives will be slipped into all your meals
3. You will be launched off my NASA space station (shown below)