Glossary of words you may not know
 
 
 
 
 
bilirubin: Sara's husband

dormant: an insect who lives in college housing

lawsuit: what an attorney wears

meanderthal: a wandering caveman

metronome: a very short guy who lives in the city

necrophobia: fear of a knuckleballer

paradigm: twenty cents

personal foul: your very own bird

primate: someone to help you use a crowbar

tenants: as many insects as you can count on your fingers

thkwack: the sound a duck makes when it hits your windshield at 60 mph


 
 
 
 
 
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