bilirubin: Sara's husband
dormant: an insect who lives in college housing
lawsuit: what an attorney wears
meanderthal: a wandering caveman
metronome: a very short guy who lives in the city
necrophobia: fear of a knuckleballer
paradigm: twenty cents
personal foul: your very own bird
primate: someone to help you use a crowbar
tenants: as many insects as you can count on your fingers
thkwack: the sound a duck makes when it hits your windshield at 60 mph