This page is not meant for children, or for those with the mentality of children. If you enter you are acknowledging that you have read this page in its entirety and absolve me of any and all guilt that might come from what you find on the following pages.

This site reflects the thoughts, imaginings and opinions of Haruka Spork Tenou. In no way does this reflect on Geocities or the persons or institutions mentioned. It is merely one person's insane ramblings.

The following pages contain foul language. If you think anything beyond "suck" is a foul dirty nasty word, get off of this page. In fact, get off the internet and go bury your head in the desert sand. The world will be a much better place.

The sarcasm and commentary provided by Haruka Spork Tenou in no way reflects on anyone besides hym.

The following pages contain adult content. While I am aware that this may draw more people than it turns away, I am also aware that if I don't say it, I get into big big trouble. I like my freedom, thank you.

All content on this page should be considered 18 and up. Unlesss you're in some other country with different laws, then it's whatever your country says.

The following pages contain references to school shootings, specifically, the Columbine shooting.

There is also f/f slash fiction. If you don't know what that is, I'm sorry.

One other thing...I noticed that MSExplorer and AOL tend to fuck with my text fonts occassionally. If it looks bad, get a better browser. I wrote all these pages in simple HTML, so they WILL work with any browser, but since I'm lazy, some messed up excuses may decide they don't want to show my font colors. If that happens, seriously...get a better browser.

Well, now that THAT'S out of the way, welcome, I guess. I'm Haruka Spork Tenou and I'll be your guide for today.