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An explanation of the above words

What has changed since we were last infected with your presence

You tellin' me how to run things now?


The Utensil Drawer-where all sporks go

I am Spork. Welcome.

I am The current mood of haruka_spork@hotmail.com at www.imood.com.

Within these pages you may very well find the glimmerings of genius, though you are more likely to find the ravings of a mad person.


 

This particular mad person stands a mere 5’2-3” in height and is not saying what they weigh. They enjoy little puppies and tales of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.


There used to be a listing of movies and songs and other such things that the freak likes. It was decided (after much deliberation by the trained monkey) that this was irrelevant and was to be moved to the "Obsessions" page. So if you actually wanted to read that list, tough. To quote Neil Simon, "Go fuck a duck!"


This insanity of the deranged otaku will be spread thru the manufacture of stories and videos and other such entertainments thought up in the stew of insanity called a brain the mad person uses. In this, the mad person is but a minion, subject to the whims of others-but only to an extent. This mad person is so highly skilled companies would fight to obtain the skills possessed.(Don't try and ruin the fantasy! I am, dammit!) Either that or this insanity will be spread using the insidiousness of the so called "web" to spin the fiction and recruit minions of power.


 

Regardless, steer clear of this insanity.

Failure to do so will result in a new asshole being reamed out of your back for you.


 

By the way, was it mentioned that this mad person is a transgendered butch dyke?


 

I thought not.

yum yum! hentai

WARNING: THIS SITE IS CONSTANTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

   

  A  Brief Explanation of the Nav Words  

Home-duh, it’s where you are

Ramblings-where you can find the stories I’ve written, including fan fics and sex stuff

In no particular order, words-my poetry

Bishonen and Bishoujo, in Spork's World-Ano...cuties. ^-^

Fuckenation-More about my sexuality

Butch Cock and Blissful Ignorance-Me spouting off about butch-femme and lesbian history

Skewed Views-what I think about how the world works

Silent Screaming- My award winning poem in it's entirety

Obsessions- the things I like/love

Oh my god, it’s - GOD! – a page for everyone’s fave homicidal maniac, Nny

Frankie’s Fun Fuckenation-A page devoted to RHPS

Rent-a bit on my favorite musical

Lyrics-song lyrics that I like...if you like Sporky's rantings, see this page

Anata ga Ireba-page about the two best Sailor Senshi, Haruka and Michiru

Randomness-a page devoted to my sick thoughts

What Other People Said-quotes

Friend of Mine-A page to answer all the questions about Columbine High School and April 20, 1999

Other Places-links. Fine, just leave me, then!