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Topic: A Love Letter to MajorBarcalow - (Read 224 Times)
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Pthalo BlueMoon
Lieutenant
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posted December 26, 2001 10:02
  
Dear Barky,I am still waiting to hear from you. Why aren't you talking to me? Don't you want to go out with me? I told you that I wouldn't leave my computer until you gave me a sign, and I haven't. Did you now that mountain goats have different sized legs to make it easier for them to navigate mountainsides? When you are at your computer all day, you have plenty of time for research. Barky, I've fallen in love with you. I've been looking all my life for a man who has the courage to wear a Star Trek uniform to work, and who has action figures decorating his office cube. I admire the courage you must have not to cave in to peer pressure and follow the norm . You follow the beat of a different drum! I also admire your financial planning. I have never met any 35 year old man who would live with his mother in order to save money to buy toys. What a visionary! If you were to date me, we could "do the kissing" anytime you wanted to. We would lock your bedroom door so your mother couldn't catch us. Believe me when I say I know ALL of Victoria's Secrets! Maybe you can introduce me to PrivateBarcalow! Please, say you will give me a chance! I want to be your wife, and have little BabyBarcalows! So, until I hear from you, I will be here... I LOVE YOU, BARKY! ------------------
-formerly known as rayna "To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables -the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow [This message has been edited by Pthalo BlueMoon (edited December 26, 2001).]
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Blue
Fleet Captain
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posted December 26, 2001 10:11
ROTFLMAO!!!!!That made my day.  ------------------
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Miss Chicken
Captain
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posted December 26, 2001 12:36
Dear Pthalo BlueMoonAre you wondering why the good Major hasn't contacted you? The reason is that I have kidnapped him as part of my new money raising venture the 'New Years Day Picnic' At the moment I am auctioning off Tamek but I will put Barky up next, just for you. So go and raid your piggybank . You don't want to miss out on him, do you?
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Leith Jones
Commander
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posted December 26, 2001 13:50
Unfortunately for the two of you, the good major is busy arming himself and stalking some woman he had dinner with once.Perhaps you could see if JohnM is available? ------------------
Just cuz I rock doesn't mean I'm made out of stone.
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TheMaster
Rear Admiral
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posted December 26, 2001 14:39
Boy are you fickle! Just two days ago, you asked me to marry you, and now you want the Major? I would have gladly accepted, but I am already one of Miss Chicken's 5 husbands. But I am willing to work something out, if Major B can't see you for the woman you really are.
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nealish116
Lt. Cmdr.
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posted December 26, 2001 15:17
LMAO!------------------
NeaL Proud to have been born and raised in Indiana, where basketball, cattle, and corn reign supreme. GO HOOSIERS!
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Pthalo BlueMoon
Lieutenant
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posted December 26, 2001 16:25
IT"S WEDNESDAY!For those of you who follow my posts, you know what that means (hee hee hee). For those of you who don't, let's just say I will be "incommunicado" all day, probably (hopefully) until tomorrow. TM, I asked for your hand BEFORE I fell in love with Barky. However, if Miss Chicken can have 5 husbands, can I have 2? Miss Chicken, to paraphrase Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments... LET MY BARKY GO! I will be following your auction with baited breath. So, until tomorrow, I LOVE YOU, BARKY!
P.S. The real reason why I will be gone all day is I'm busy constructing a shrine to my favorite Major. It takes a long time to sculpt those Star Trek pins from marble!
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-formerly known as rayna "To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables -the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow [This message has been edited by Pthalo BlueMoon (edited December 26, 2001).]
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TheMaster
Rear Admiral
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posted December 26, 2001 17:18
Considering the level of the competition, I suppose it would be acceptable. He can do the household chores, and pest removal. But I get to drive the car, he's gotten into too much trouble behind the wheel.
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Miss Chicken
Captain
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posted December 26, 2001 20:37
5 husbands!!!I have about 12 husbands now who I share with my co-wife. We are really allowed to have 23 husbands between us so we are still on the lookout. One of these husbands is Morn the Lorian who is kept locked in the basement with only his computer and lots of weed. I would marry Barky] but my husbands are a lazy lot and it is difficult to get one of them to dig a hole for Barky to live in. I don't think Barky would survive long any way as a couple of my husbands would love to kick some sense into him.
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Pthalo BlueMoon
Lieutenant
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posted December 27, 2001 22:24
Barky, can you here me?I've think I've been rejected by the infamous Barky. I hang my head in shame... ------------------
-formerly known as rayna "To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables -the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow
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Miss Chicken
Captain
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posted December 27, 2001 23:29
Poor, Poor womanI will start the auction for Barky to give you a chance
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