Kim Deleny is forty years and she was on Nypd Blue on a television. But she left and went in another show. I don't watch NypdBlue no more because it's late in the night and the cursing is too much. Sometimes I watch with no sound to hear so no one knows it.

Sogar würde Mein Deutsch besser als Ihr Englisch anschauen.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
My newspaper said to me in the morning
that Kim Deleny was being drunk and she had too much to drink and was driving in a car.

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So your newspaper speaks to you?

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Kim Deleny drove home in her drunk car and she went on the house she was living.

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Drunk cars suck.

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Someone told me if she took the test and then if she failed the test, she would lost her driving lisense forever. She should.

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Wrong.

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Sometimes I watch with no sound to hear so no one knows it.

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You wouldn't want those voices in your head to know, would you.

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Driving drunk is bad and needs to have to be ilegal!

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It is.

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This is frustrating for me because it is seeming like cops worry about nonsense instead of the real crimes like driving a drunk car.

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Again, drunk cars are bad.

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Why do they come for me?

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You even have to ask this question?

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But I drive fast and I get stopped by the cops and they don't let me throw away the trash in the woods next to the road anymore. There is too much and I can't keep it on my house anymore.

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That's what trash cans are for.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
^^ Oops! You are right! I made a wrong mistake. It is KIM Deleny that I wanted to be about. Not Dana! Ok?

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How would you go about making a right mistake? I really would like to know because this would be very useful for all of us, I'm sure.

Please say you love me, too.

Awaitng with baited breath your reply...

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Kim Delany can't be loose.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
My newspaper said to me in the morning that Kim Deleny was being drunk and she had too much to drink and was driving in a car. She was being looked at and driving in her car bad. The man looking at her called the cops. He folowed her and told on her. The cops came. Kim Deleny drove home in her drunk car and she went on the house she was living. She made her burgurlar alarm sound and she was drunk so she could not turn it off. The cops came and she was refusing to take a test and she was took to jail. Someone told me if she took the test and then if she failed the test, she would lost her driving lisense forever. She should.

Kim Deleny is forty years and she was on Nypd Blue on a television. But she left and went in another show. I don't watch NypdBlue no more because it's late in the night and the cursing is too much. Sometimes I watch with no sound to hear so no one knows it.

Driving drunk is bad and needs to have to be ilegal! Kim Delany can't be loose. She should be in jail forever and never drive a car ever. This is frustrating for me because it is seeming like cops worry about nonsense instead of the real crimes like driving a drunk car. Why do they come for me? And she can drive? I know nothing will happen and she will go to no jail. But I drive fast and I get stopped by the cops and they don't let me throw away the trash in the woods next to the road anymore. There is too much and I can't keep it on my house anymore. I got citations and they threaten me. Kim Deleny gets famous and she should know more. She is famous and goodlooking. Why is she wasting God's gifts and drinking too much and getting drunk and driving a car? She need counseling and to be talking to her paster and praying more instead of drinking.

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This morning, I read in the newspaper that Kim Deleny was driving drunk. A driver observed her driving irratically, so he called the police, who responded by sending out a squad car. Kim Deleny drove home, and she went inside her house. However, she triggered the burglar alarm, and was unable to deactivate it. The police then went to her residence, and requested a blood/alcohol content test, which she refused. Consequently, she was taken to jail. I was informed that if she took the test and failed, she would lose her license forever, and I think she should.

Kim Deleny is forty years old and appeared on NYPD Blue for a brief tenure, then moved onto a different show. I don't watch NYPD Blue anymore because it's on too late and the language is horrible (Note - Kind of like Barcalows, but cussing, not just being poor). However, I sometimes watch the show muted.

Driving drunk is both immoral and illegal; hence, Kim Delany shouldn't be set free. She should serve a life sentence without parole, and therefore, never drive a car. I find this frustrating because it seems like the police don't worry about the more dangerous crimes, such as driving drunk. Why do they come after me for nothing when they should be going after people liker her? I know nothing will happen to her, and she won't go to jail. I get stopped by the cops simply because I drive fast and dump my large amount of trash beside the road. I get citations and threats. Kim Deleny is famous and attractive, so she should know better. Why is she wasting God's gifts by driving drunk? She needs counseling, both professional and church-based, not to mention a life filled with prayer.

Just to let you know, the original rang in at 353 words and 1,746 characters, while mine came in at 294 words and 1,657 characters (not to mention a lot less Grammatik errors).

Now, then, I have a nice song that would befit The Good Major and Pthalo BlueMoon nicely:

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"Some Like It Hot" by Robert Palmer:
We want to multiply;
Are you gonna do it?

I know you qualify;
Are you gonna do it?

Don't be so circumscribe;
Are you gonna do it?

Just get yourself untied;
Are you gonna do it?

Chorus

Feel the heat, pushing you to decide. . .

Feel the heat, burning you up, ready or not. . .

Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on;

Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on;

Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try;

Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat 'til we fry!

The girl is at your side;
Are you gonna do it?

She wants to be your bride;
Are you gonna do it?

She wants to multiply;
Are you gonna do it?

You know you won't be satisfied;
Until you do it!

Chorus

Chorus

Some like it hot, some like it hot.
Some like it hot, some like it hot.
Some like it hot, some like it hot.
Some like it hot. Some like it hot.

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You'd think Barcalow would jump on the chance to get with Pthalo. Heck, I know I would. . .
~Kyle

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Originally posted by Pthalo BlueMoon:
Hey, [b]Barky! It has come to my attention that a certain poster by the name of WeaponofChoice is, shall we say, "yearnin' for my burnin'". If you don't give me some sign that our love is an eternal flame, I just might take him up on his offer.

Please say you love me, too.

Awaitng with baited breath your reply...

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And WOC better watch out as there may be more than just WOC after Pthalo Bluemoon.
Not that I am putting my name in. Ok maybe so.
NoelPHX
LOL

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Originally posted by Techman47:
Morn...English...grasp the concept that the way you talk doesn't have to come out in print.

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Techman, seeing this thread was as big a surprise to me than it was to you.

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Originally posted by WeaponOfChoice:
Bring it on you two. I could easily beat the crap out of both of you and emerge without a scratch so I could run off with my beloved Pthalo on our honeymoon and leave the rest of you nursing your wounds while fending off more kookrants from the Major.

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Originally posted by NoelPHX:
You wish!!!!! You better watch it!!!

NoelPHX

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Or what?? You'll get the Major's mom to write me a letter??

Barky: Your talents are being wasted at that University. You seem genuinely concerned about women - whether they are teases, or shoplift (Ms. Ryder) or drive drunk. I think you should specialize in counselling, you seem so caring and have so much wisdom to give.

Maybe if all of you listed your attributes? Why should I choose you, and only you...

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Or what?? You'll get the Major's mom to write me a letter??

[This message has been edited by WeaponOfChoice (edited January 29, 2002).]

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My PADD said to me in the morning that Deana Troy was being drunk and she had too much to drink and was piloting in a shuttlecraft. She was being looked at and piloting in her shuttlecraft bad. The man looking at her called the security. He folowed her and told on her. The security came. Deana Troy flew aboard in her drunk shuttlecraft and she went on the quarters she was living. She made her proximmity alarm sound and she was drunk so she could not turn it off. The security came and she was refusing to take a test and she was took to the brig. Someone told me if she took the test and then if she failed the test, she would lost her piloting lisense forever. She should.
Deana Troy is forty years and she was on Betazed Unversity on a class. But she left and went in another place. I don't do class betazedcollege no more because it's late in the night and the cursing is too much. Sometimes I do class with no sound to hear so no one knows it.
piloting drunk is bad and needs to have to be ilegal! Deana Troi can't be loose. She should be in the brig forever and never pilot a shuttlecraft ever. This is frustrating for me because it is seeming like security worry about nonsense instead of the real crimes like piloting a drunk shuttlecraft. Why do they come for me? And she can pilot? I know nothing will happen and she will go to no the brig. But I pilot fast and I get stopped by the security and they don't let me throw away the antimatter in the asteroid field next to the starbase anymore. There is too much and I can't keep it on my quarters anymore. I got citations and they threaten me. Deana Troy gets promoted and she should know more. She is promoted and goodlooking. Why is she wasting God's gifts and drinking too much and getting drunk and piloting a shuttlecraft? She need counseling and to be talking to her paster and praying more instead of drinking.

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Originally posted by Pthalo BlueMoon:
Maybe if all of you listed your attributes? Why should I choose you, and only you...

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1. I shower you with attention. What has Barky given you?? Jack squat of his time and attention. Instead he rambles on about some kook claiming to kill an alien or something.

2. I make coherent posts.

3. I never once even thought about getting it on with my cousin. Do you really want to marry someone who has a family vine instead of a tree??

4. I'm loyal, honest, and trustworthy. In short, I keep my word and I stick to it very closely.

5. I can separate fantasy from reality.

6. There are other things in my life than Star Trek. Granted, I wouldn't be here at this board if I wasn't already a bit of Trek nut to begin with, but you won't find me spending my spare time wondering why the Andorians as shown in Enterprise didn't make use of their "ice powers".

7. I'm younger than you, I think. I'm 23. From what I've heard, women like it when younger guys go after them.

8. OK, yes I do own a good number of the Trek action figures, but I'm a collector of them, there's a difference.

9. I have a steady job in the private sector. I'll admit, my Windows wallpaper is Trek themed, but that's it. Other than that I look pretty damn normal at work.

10. I have no shame in looking thru a Victoria's Secret catalog (especially looking for a gift for that special someone ). Barky, on the other hand, sees one and has a mild heart attack. Now do you really want a gift worthy of a lady such as yourself from Victoria's Secret?? Or would you prefer a dog-eared copy of some book on aliens from Barky??

You've already mentioned to Barky in the past that you're somewhat tempted to leave him for me, why don't you go for it?? I've presented you with ten good reasons to leave him for me and I can easily provide you with more. Will you continue to chase after someone who's heart does not return thy love?? Or will you relent and go with the man who is truly capable of returning your affection??

Ok true. I on the other hand have just started to post here but I lurked with interest to your post Pthalo

2. I make coherent posts.

Same here usually. Except when I get off off work late.

3. I never once even thought about getting it on with my cousin. Do you really want to marry someone who has a family vine instead of a tree??

I haven't thought about it either.

4. I'm loyal, honest, and trustworthy. In short, I keep my word and I stick to it very closely.

Damn me too!!!

5. I can separate fantasy from reality.

I think most people can except some posters who I won't post names of.

6. There are other things in my life than Star Trek. Granted, I wouldn't be here at this board if I wasn't already a bit of Trek nut to begin with, but you won't find me spending my spare time wondering why the Andorians as shown in Enterprise didn't make use of their "ice powers".

Same here

7. I'm younger than you, I think. I'm 23. From what I've heard, women like it when younger guys go after them.

I am a few years younger than that. About 4 years younger

8. OK, yes I do own a good number of the Trek action figures, but I'm a collector of them, there's a difference.

I don't have any star trek collector items.

9. I have a steady job in the private sector. I'll admit, my Windows wallpaper is Trek themed, but that's it. Other than that I look pretty damn normal at work.

I have a good job in the public sector but it isn't at a university.

10. I have no shame in looking thru a Victoria's Secret catalog (especially looking for a gift for that special someone ). Barky, on the other hand, sees one and has a mild heart attack. Now do you really want a gift worthy of a lady such as yourself from Victoria's Secret?? Or would you prefer a dog-eared copy of some book on aliens from Barky??

Most normal men shouldn't have a problem looking through Victoria Secret. Barky is just of a different type.

You've already mentioned to Barky in the past that you're somewhat tempted to leave him for me, why don't you go for it?? I've presented you with ten good reasons to leave him for me and I can easily provide you with more. Will you continue to chase after someone who's heart does not return thy love?? Or will you relent and go with the man who is truly capable of returning your affection??

I await your reply, fair Pthalo.

Oh Please
NoelPHX

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Star Trek and Sports the best of Both Worlds!
NoelPHX

[This message has been edited by NoelPHX (edited January 30, 2002).]

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^ Bah!! I challenge you to a doo-el!!

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I accept!!!!
NoelPHX

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Originally posted by Bulldog19:
Why is it that these very serious threads and discussions started by the good Major degenerate into what reads like the Personals column? I find them very distracting from the larger issues that the Major raises that I wish to explore.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
[B] It makes me angery and magnesium. B]

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Thank you very much because you are being right! This always happens. My threads are turned into garbage because of jokes and insults and it is making me quitting wanting to post more. It is lousy and juveniel. And it's imateur. It makes me angery and magnesium. My idea is for you and me to be taking the threads back to be serious again. Just post what you think and me too. Even if you are not agreing with me, it's ok, but let's be serious again.

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wtf does it mean when it makes you magnesium?????
but seriously, if you wrote logical coherent sentences like an adult, which you claim to be, then these topics would be discussed, but you write like a 14 year old on crack with a brain injury....and i thought you were a riter

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Originally posted by WeaponOfChoice:
1. I shower you with attention. What has Barky given you?? Jack squat of his time and attention. Instead he rambles on about some kook claiming to kill an alien or something.

I Shower. It would seem that WOC has rather poor hygene, as I can smell him from here!

2. I make coherent posts.
[i] 'Tis true, but then again, they never have any substance.

3. I never once even thought about getting it on with my cousin. Do you really want to marry someone who has a family vine instead of a tree??

Funny seeing as how he appears to be the product of interfamily marriage!

4. I'm loyal, honest, and trustworthy. In short, I keep my word and I stick to it very closely.

He sounds just like my dog. Must contribute to that hygene problem.

5. I can separate fantasy from reality.
I can separate whites from colors, and know not to use bleach on the latter.

6. There are other things in my life than Star Trek. Granted, I wouldn't be here at this board if I wasn't already a bit of Trek nut to begin with, but you won't find me spending my spare time wondering why the Andorians as shown in Enterprise didn't make use of their "ice powers".
I took a day off of work today to go skiing. My host just informed me that school has been cancelled due to an impending SNOW STORM!!! FRESH POWDER!!!!

7. I'm younger than you, I think. I'm 23. From what I've heard, women like it when younger guys go after them.

(cough) VIRGIN (cough). Me so horney, me love you long time. Him, you can count the thrusts on the fingers of one hand (assuming he can last through penetration.)

8. OK, yes I do own a good number of the Trek action figures, but I'm a collector of them, there's a difference.

No it doesn't. You're a nut case, admit it.

9. I have a steady job in the private sector. I'll admit, my Windows wallpaper is Trek themed, but that's it. Other than that I look pretty damn normal at work.
See, classic trek-induced insanity. It starts with the collectables, then you get the PC wallpaper, and the screensavers, and pretty soon, the boss fires you for being insane.

10. I have no shame in looking thru a Victoria's Secret catalog (especially looking for a gift for that special someone ;) ). Barky, on the other hand, sees one and has a mild heart attack. Now do you really want a gift worthy of a lady such as yourself from Victoria's Secret?? Or would you prefer a dog-eared copy of some book on aliens from Barky??
Why waste money on Victoria's Secret? The key to a woman's heart isn't underwear, it's food, music, romance. What do you like to eat? French? Italian? Indian? Japanese? Thai? I know this great block in Manhattan, only about 1/5th of a mile long, where you can get the best Sushi, Calimari, or Bulgaki. And the Italian pastries are to die for!

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(Above posted as pure gag. Any resemblance to reality, except for the restaurants and descriptions of my sexual prowess are strictly for humor and are not the opinions of the management. Oh yeah, and it is snowing!)

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Magnesium?

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Nothing wrong with that, I myself have been known to get angry and uranium occasionally. :)

Does this mean that if the Major gets sunburnt, rather than get a tan, he just glows really really brightly??? :D

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Originally posted by Gowron's Pointy Shoes:
Does this mean that if the Major gets sunburnt, rather than get a tan, he just glows really really brightly??? :D

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>>>My idea is for you and me to be taking the threads back to be serious again.<<<

Well, if your whole point was "Gee Wally, drunk driving is bad," my 6 year old niece already knows that. Thanks for the imput though.

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No. This is my point but not my only point I was making. I have another point to make. Kim Deleney is wastful the gifts she has from God. God gave her beautiful and made her act so she became very rich with much money and she is a famous hero. Why is she needing to drink? Is this only thing she has to do that she thinks of? She should do other things. She can teach and help others. If I had her gifts from God, I would teach. When I get rich, I will give some of me away. My point is she is wasteful by drinking and driving a car. This is dangerous and not helpful like she could be.

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No. This is my point but not my only point I was making..

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Stick to trying to make one point and only one point. Your coherence average will be better that way, though I can't promise miracles.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Kim Deleney is wastful the gifts she has from God. God gave her beautiful and made her act so she became very rich with much money and she is a famous hero.

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Yes but did God pay for her acting lessons and teach her to put on makeup and get her that NYPD audition? Because if he didn't, I think he can only claim a certain amount of the credit. Maybe he can get eight percent along with her agent?

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Why is she needing to drink?.

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Possibly, because along with the rest of us she read one of your posts?

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Is this only thing she has to do that she thinks of? She should do other things. She can teach and help others..

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Like you?

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If I had her gifts from God, I would teach.

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You could teach right now. All you need is a teaching certificate, a sharpened number two pencil and a brain.

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When I get rich, I will give some of me away.

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I think it might be a greater gift to the world if you avoided giving any more of yourself away than you allready have. I doubt that even your organs would be useable. I suspect they would have better luck transplanting a kidney from an ape.

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My point is she is wasteful by drinking and driving a car. This is dangerous and not helpful like she could be.

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Yes she could help promote the ethanol movement by using the whiskey to fuel her car.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
And she is a hero and a role model, but I was saying this about Winona Rider and Yasmine Bleth too. It's the same point and I have alot.

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[B] It makes me angery and magnesium. [B]

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Personally I think this one sentence made it worth reading the entire thread. I laughed out loud, which is one thing I don't often do to my computer.

I just hope that he dies though.

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It makes me angery and magnesium.

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