Dr. Jonathan Reed killed a alien




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MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 04:02 I heard on my radio Dr. Jonathan Reed. He is a psyciatrist that went hiked in Seeatle with a dog. It was his dog and named is Suzy. He (Reed) lost Suzy. And she ran from out of his sight so he couldn't see her. Then he heard her bark because she was barking and with pain. He ran to her and had a big stick to kill something. He found her biting an alien on his arm. The alien killed Suzy to death and turned her to a white powder and that's what left. He done it pointing at her and that all. Dr. Reed hit the alien on the head and with the stick and killing the alien. Dr.Reed saw a obliks and it was a UFO. He took the dead alien home and put it into a freezer and it was on his gerage. The alien came back to life and not dead and made noises but Dr. Reed kept it into the freezer for staying it there. Dr. Reed told his friend Gary and seen it too so he become a witnes. Then it got weird! Dr. Reed keeped the alien in his freezer and it didn't eat but drank. Dr. Reed came home and his house was gone and in pieces and it was all wrecked and he didn't exist anymore. All his records were disapeared. The alien was disapeared to and gone. He was no where. Dr. Reed went underground so to be hiding out. He has pictures and videos and this are on the computer. Dr. Reed talks about this but he is beaten up and he is gotten threats. This was in October in 1996. This is the important of most story of this century. Dr. Reed talked on Art Bell and my radio three times and was on!!!
Kelso Commodore	posted January 13, 2002 04:06 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: The alien killed Suzy to death and turned her to a white powder and that's what left Damn Kelvans!
rafterman1701 Captain	posted January 13, 2002 04:09 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: The alien killed Suzy to death and turned her to a white powder and that's what left. killed to death? that's a shame.... ------------------ Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning... Captain James T. Kirk
MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 04:54 I know people aren't believing me and think Dr. Reed is not true but yes. Here is where it says it: http://odysseylink.net/Story2.htm And here are the alien in pictures and the obliks: http://odysseylink.net/Gallery/Gallery.htm
Miss Chicken Captain	posted January 13, 2002 04:59 I think that Dr. Reed should be criminally charged as I am certain that there must be a law forbidding people imprisoning sentient lifeforms in freezers.
Faisent Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 05:12 Miss Chicken that alien killed his dog. This is America!, there's probably a law on the books saying if an illegal alien kills your dog to death and then turns it into a mysterious white powder, that you are welcome to kill it and lock it up in a freezer (only if the freezer itself is on a garage), even if it comes back to life. I applaud Dr. Reed and think he is deserving of some sort of medal!
Jaques the monkey Commander	posted January 13, 2002 05:18 Isn't that always the way? Ya get a decent alien corpse, and instead of taking it to the local newsstation or papers, ya hide it in yer freezer and call all the government agencies, then sit around and wait for them them to steal the corpse and threaten your life. Always the same mistake. Where's Carl Kolchak when ya need him?
ed629 Commander	posted January 13, 2002 05:31 Paper-mache is fun
kostamojin Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 05:35 quote: Originally posted by Faisent: [b]Miss Chicken that alien killed his dog. This is America!, B] No. This is the Internet! Please dont forget that we are not all American. ------------------ The Sisko is necessary
MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 05:37 It is easy to sit on a chair and then to say it's faked but no. Remember Dr. Reed and what he went through and it makes him the expert. And not us!!
Leith Jones Captain	posted January 13, 2002 05:40 And THEN it got weird?!
Malnurtured Snayer Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 06:57 I'm reminded of "Demolition Man" ... MURDER DEATH KILL! MURDER DEATH KILL!
bolian12 Commander	posted January 13, 2002 07:37 Cool, that's a Technomage spaceship!
Miss Chicken Captain	posted January 13, 2002 08:39 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: It is easy to sit on a chair and then to say it's faked but no. Remember Dr. Reed and what he went through and it makes him the expert. And not us!! I think what poor little Mr Alien went through was far worse than anything endured by the doctor. Innocently walking along he was attacked by a vicious animal, he stuggled for his life and managed to kill the foul beast. Barely having time to recover from the assault he was attack by a second beast armed with a tree branch. Poor little Mr Alien was knocked unconsious. When the poor little came to he was locked in a freezing sold, dark almost airless box. I ask everyone - how would you feel if this happened to you? [This message has been edited by Miss Chicken (edited January 13, 2002).]
TheMaster Rear Admiral	posted January 13, 2002 14:16 I killed an alien last night. Ran him over with my car. Scratched up the damned bumper. That's take hours of buffing and waxing to clean up. Aliens: Stay on your own planet until you can learn to walk across the street!
Instigator Lieutenant	posted January 13, 2002 14:22 OK, I did some primitive analysis on the images. First off, where's the blood on the alien? Did Dr. Reed clean him up to make him more photogenic? I think I would have photographed him as is. On photos "s2" and "oblisk1P" - there is the same tree in both photos. The obelisk and the good doctor are in about the same positions. If this is true, the height of the "miniature Star Destroyer" is about 3-4 feet high. Too bad there is no scale in the alien photos. You could then see if he would actually fit inside it.
Faisent Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 13, 2002 14:52 kostamojin in case you missed it these supposed events happened up near, 'Seeatle' which I am assuming must be damn close to the US city of Seattle. That is America! dammit, and we have rules for aliens. Oh yeah, I was also being facetious too, are you too caught up in US-antipathy that you cannot detect a bit of humor? Miss Chicken, how dare you I ask! quote: I think what poor little Mr Alien went through was far worse than anything endured by the doctor. This alien killed the man's dog! Thats right up their with wife and kids, and stealing his bible! This supposed 'poor' alien only suffered several hours of relaxation in an environment that could return it to life. As the Major said, he was hit on the head killing him...oh wait, he wasn't killed to death, you might have a point that it was only knocked out. I must also insist that the alien had the power to leave whenever it wanted to as evidenced by poor Dr. Reed's house upon return. Innocently walking along he was attacked by a vicious animal, he stuggled for his life and managed to kill the foul beast. Innocent! Where was his green card? His Visa? Hell his American Express? This alien was not innocent, and this canine was not a vicious animal but a concerned and true patriot struck down in his prime by a deplorable alien. Barely having time to recover from the assault he was attack by a second beast armed with a tree branch. Come now, this is Doctor Reed, not some factory worker. It is a jolly good thing that he was able to smack the alien on the head using only his keen mind and the very tools that nature provides. Again I say, 'bravo!' to the good Dr. Reed!
Miss Chicken Captain	posted January 13, 2002 21:01 I don't think Dr. Reed should be applauded at all. He isn't much of a doctor at all. He couldn't even tell if the little fellow was dead or not. Obviously Dr. Reed isn't a Trek fan, is he? I mean if he was he would have some knowledge of first contact procedures. There isn't a Star Fleet captain alive today (???) who would end a first contact situation by dumping the alien in the freezer. OK under some circumstances Jim Kirk might do this but Picard or Sisko? And we all know that people who don't like Trek are a lower form of life than the rest of us hence the doctor is not to be respected at all.
PreatorX Captain	posted January 13, 2002 22:03 Come on Miss Chicken! We all know that Janeway would nuke the poor thing as soon as she saw it. What Dr. Reed did was very humane and compassionate compared with that. It is also obvious that Dr. Reed never knew what to make of the little guy, we've never seen aliens like that on Star Trek (not even on Next Gen), I'm sure that if a Klingon vapourised the poor man's dog, he would have initiated first contact procedures at once. ------------------ -PreatorX The Hangout Come Hang out!! Join the party! Post at the CAPTAINS LOUNGE
bolian12 Commander	posted January 13, 2002 22:09 Why didn't the alien turn him into powder, too...or does that only work on dogs?
WeaponOfChoice Fleet Captain	posted January 14, 2002 01:12 Ya know, I think I've got one of those aliens sitting in my refrigerator too. Only it's known as a leftover baked potato from last night's dinner. But then I think Alex Krycek may have come along with the Smoking Man and stolen it from my 'fridge. Guess I'd better contact Art Bell and tell him all about this.
WeaponOfChoice Fleet Captain	posted January 14, 2002 01:14 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: The alien killed Suzy to death and turned her to a white powder and that's what left. Damn!! Now we know who's behind the Anthrax scare!!! Good work, Major.
Admiral Kyle Commander	posted January 14, 2002 01:35 First off, I want to be a 'psyciatrist.' I love this line from the Gallery page: quote: Claims made by debunkers using these images should be discounted. OK, everyone who doubts the Good Doctor here who's looked at those photographs are legally bound. Anyone who used these photos to debunk the Good Doctor's 'experience' can havet his happen to him: quote: Failure to comply with these terms would result in damages for which monetary awards would be an insufficient remedy. I'm thinking that I could be enslaved to watch over the Good Doctor, the remains of Suzy, and Art Bell if I dare say that those images were created in five minutes with Photoshop. Lol, copyandpaste the following URL for some fun things I've done with my bargain basement imitation of Photoshop. http://www.oocities.org/admiral_kyle/badthings.html ~Kyle
MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 14, 2002 05:16 quote: Originally posted by bolian12: Why didn't the alien turn him into powder, too...or does that only work on dogs? People like disproof the aliens by judging them against what we, people, do. But how can we judge how aliens think and why they do their things? I can't. I know I can't because I'm not in an alien head. Are you? Who is?
Jaques the monkey Commander	posted January 14, 2002 05:21 Okay, Miss Chicken, I can see your point. The alien came back to life, started raiding the refrigerator, drinking...obviously, it's E.T. Killing a beloved children's character is morally questionable (unless it's Barney, in which case it's mandatory). Still, Doctor Reed can't be that bad a guy, as he had the alien living out of his fridge and didn't even charge rent.
bolian12 Commander	posted January 14, 2002 05:34 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: People like disproof the aliens by judging them against what we, people, do. But how can we judge how aliens think and why they do their things? I can't. I know I can't because I'm not in an alien head. Are you? Who is? Dude, that must be one stupid alien if it travels billions of miles to get killed by a guy with a stick.
jim hadar Fleet Captain	posted January 14, 2002 17:42 quote: Originally posted by Kelso: Damn Kelvans! LOL!!! ------------------ Victory is Life!
ancientone51 Fleet Captain	posted January 14, 2002 18:15 The ship looks more like a trapazoid to me than an obolisk. I tend to think the good doctor's geometric skills are as off as his first contact skills.
Toto Lieutenant	posted January 14, 2002 20:03 The CGI on the obelisk isn't that well done either...
Bear[tm] Commodore	posted January 14, 2002 20:26 quote: Originally posted by Toto: The CGI on the obelisk isn't that well done either... It's better than most you see nowadays...They usally have MAJOR mistakes. Then again, that tape the SciFi channel was using to promote it's "SciFi Happens" campaign fooled some of the idiots on here...Oh, wait...
Defiant Commodore	posted January 14, 2002 21:23 Obviously faked. EVERYONE KNOWS that the Aliens who live in freezers and drink water turn dogs into GOO, not POWDER - D'UH!!! It's the aliens who live in Microwave ovens and drink pepsi that turn dogs into powder. And you can't kill them (even temporarily) with a stick - you HAVE to usea 9-iron! God, I hate hoaxers! [This message has been edited by Defiant (edited January 14, 2002).]
Paula OutofEdwinabyFarrel Lieutenant	posted January 14, 2002 21:51 quote: Originally posted by Faisent: [b]Miss Chicken that alien killed his dog. This is America!, there's probably a law on the books saying if an illegal alien kills your dog to death and then turns it into a mysterious white powder, that you are welcome to kill it and lock it up in a freezer (only if the freezer itself is on a garage), even if it comes back to life. I applaud Dr. Reed and think he is deserving of some sort of medal![/B] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Faisent, you crack me up. I almost pissed myself here at work!
MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 14, 2002 23:22 quote: Originally posted by bolian12: Dude, that must be one stupid alien if it travels billions of miles to get killed by a guy with a stick. Oh really? How did the alien know the stck? He didn't! Maybe the alien spended all his power on killing the dog to death. Maybe Dr. Reed had surprised the alien and had took him by surprise. Maybe aliens aren't too very strong and weak if they are away from their technology? There is just very much I don't know.
Leith Jones Captain	posted January 15, 2002 00:01 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: Oh really? How did the alien know the stck? He didn't! Maybe the alien spended all his power on killing the dog to death. Maybe Dr. Reed had surprised the alien and had took him by surprise. Maybe aliens aren't too very strong and weak if they are away from their technology? There is just very much I don't know. ok, MB, there is no way you can ever make the claim again that English is your native language. "spended" - irregular verb, should be spent "killed the dog to death" - you can beat (kick, shoot, etc.) the dog to death, but "kill to death" is redundant "know the stick" - try "know about sticks" "surprised the alien and had took him by surprise" - ahem. Which did he do first? Surprise the alien or take him by surprise? Again redundant. "There is just very much I don't know" - as Spock said in TVH, "That much is certain." Better: "We don't know these things." We love your posts, though! We share your outrage, your ups, your downs, and your thoughts about everyday life (well, ok, with a twist). Don't ever change! ------------------ It's been my lifelong ambition to sell out to TV.
TheMaster Rear Admiral	posted January 15, 2002 00:26 ^ Assuming his personna is legit, I'd be willing to bet a few credits that it is his primary (only!) language. Some aliens, you just can't shake a stick at!
Phoenicianknight Captain	posted January 15, 2002 01:22 quote: Originally posted by TheMaster: Some aliens, you just can't shake a stick at! LOL! ------------------ "Let's Roll."
MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 15, 2002 05:59 quote: Originally posted by Leith Jones: ok, [b]MB, there is no way you can ever make the claim again that English is your native language. [/B] Oh, yeah? I am American and only speak that. I type fast and sometimes I make the mistakes. I get acoustic.
WeaponOfChoice Fleet Captain	posted January 15, 2002 07:36 ^ Last time I checked, English was (and still is) the native language of the US, not "American". "I get acoustic." WTF is THAT supposed to mean?? If you want to prove your intelligence, you'd at least take the time to proofread your post before you post it and not make yourself look like you're coming off half-cocked.
TheMaster Rear Admiral	posted January 15, 2002 11:35 I think he meant "dysle shit, can't type, laughing too hard... "Dyslexic". ACOUSTIC. O god, there goes the Aorta...
rafterman1701 Captain	posted January 15, 2002 11:58 quote: Originally posted by MajorBarcalow: Oh, yeah? I am American and only speak that. I type fast and sometimes I make the mistakes. I get acoustic. hahahhahahahahahah i'm laughing so hard i'm crying, damn man......my american's not too good sometimes, but it's better than yours....maybe i'm acoustic too........ ------------------ Second star to the right...and straight on 'till morning... Captain James T. Kirk
bailey Commander	posted January 15, 2002 13:18 quote: Originally posted by Leith Jones: "know the stick" - try "know about sticks" I dunno, he could mean "know the stick"...everyone knows that these aliens are always into weird sexual experiments.
BlackHawk Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 15, 2002 15:28 CAUTION- Overanalyzation of this topic might be traumatic. Thank you.
ed629 Commander	posted January 15, 2002 22:31 Acoustic can also stand for a remedy to help hearing loss, however I think Major's problem is more of a mental issue.
Miss Chicken Captain	posted January 15, 2002 22:57 The truth is only The Good Major really knows what he means. Us mere mortals can only interpret the best we can! For all those who are sending me Major Barcalow quotes and asking to be members on his fan club don't think I have forgotten you. I will be doing heaps of work on the website on the weekend ------------------ "I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with." --Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in HARVEY Major Barcalow Fan Club - Click Here
Malnurtured Snayer Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 19, 2002 08:26 The Major has a WEBSITE? Oh. My. Dear. God.
Miss Chicken Captain	posted January 19, 2002 10:21 The Major himself hasn't got a website, not as far as I know. His FANS have got a website but the Good Major has yet to reward us by visiting the Barky forums or signing the guestbook but we live in hope that one day he will ------------------ "I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with." --Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in HARVEY Major Barcalow Fan Club - Click Here
AscendantOne Lieutenant	posted January 19, 2002 16:56 Can't.. stop .. laughing.. Barcalow.. is too.. stupid.. must breathe... help.. dying.. laughing sign me up for the fanclub Snayer, didn't you kill an alien with your Jeep? ------------------ "We must go forwards not backwards, and upwards but not forwards, twirling, twirling, twirling our way to victory!" -- Kang or Kodos [This message has been edited by AscendantOne (edited January 19, 2002).]
Malnurtured Snayer Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 19, 2002 17:26 Yes, but it was disguised as a deer.
MajorBarcalow Lt. Cmdr.	posted January 19, 2002 20:50 quote: Originally posted by WeaponOfChoice: ^ Last time I checked, English was (and still is) the native language of the US, not "American". "I get acoustic." WTF is [b]THAT supposed to mean?? If you want to prove your intelligence, you'd at least take the time to proofread your post before you post it and not make yourself look like you're coming off half-cocked.[/B] That word didn't mean what I was thinking.
Pthalo BlueMoon Lieutenant	posted January 19, 2002 21:28 Hey, Barky, I'm back! Took some time off for professional reasons, but I'm glad to see that my sweet stud muffin is still here! What have you been up to lately, my love? Are you ready to "do the kissing" yet? ------------------ -formerly known as rayna "To love another person is to see the face of God." Jean Valjean-Les Miserables -the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow
scorpius1701 Lt. Cmdr.	posted February 06, 2002 02:59 quote: Originally posted by Bear[tm]: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Toto: [b]The CGI on the obelisk isn't that well done either... It's better than most you see nowadays...They usally have MAJOR mistakes. Then again, that tape the SciFi channel was using to promote it's "SciFi Happens" campaign fooled some of the idiots on here...Oh, wait... [/B][/QUOTE] I dont know. It looks o me like the "alien" is made of paper and is lying on a sheet of aluminum foil.
Bear[tm] Commodore	posted February 06, 2002 03:12 MAJOR!!! WE GET SIGNAL!!! Somebody set us up the bomb. FOR GREAT JUSTICE! All your base are belong to us!

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