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The
Biggest of Them All
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| Bigger Than You September 6, 2005 |
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| I'm More Bigger
Than You September 15, 2005 |
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The scene opens up with Mr. Rabies Ray Haddock already in
the ring, with mic in hand he starts, “Ya know Josh, ya got me good
last week. I have to hand it to you, I really didn’t think you
could do. I mean, after I have more training than you do.
I’m stronger and faster than you, plus...”
Ray smiles into the camera, “I’m better looking than you.”
The crowd begins to boo him.
“See? I even have more fans than you!” He laughed to
himself.
Josh’s music hits and he walks out with a mic in his hand,
“Ray, just shut up! Give it up man, I beat you fair and
square. Face it, I’m better than you. End of story.”
Ray quickly retorts, “Well tonight you know we have a
rematch so we’ll see about that.”
The crowd begins to cheer hearing that there is another
match up.
Ray continues, “Oh yeah...and I know more about Venom than
you do, so HA!”
Josh gets visibly annoyed and starts for the ring, “That’s
right, come on down...Howdy!”
Josh stops and snarls at Ray and throws the mic, pulls off
his shirt and charges the ring. Ray just laughs and braces
himself.
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| I'm Even More
Bigger Than You September 22, 2005 |
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We cut to the ring with Josh Joskow inside holding a mic, he
begins, “Ya know Ray I guess all I have to say about last week is, good
job. I mean, ya beat me fair and sqaure in this ring, 1-2-3, but
now this only evens things up. The way records show it is that
you and me have one win and lose to each other...I think you know just
as well as I that this cannot stay where it is...in a draw.” The
crowd starts to cheer a bit.
“The way I see it is that we have to finish this “best of
three” match we seem to have started for ourselves. So what do ya
say? You think you can pull another win out of your ass again
tonight, against me, in this ring, in front of all these rabid fans?”
The crowd grows increasingly louder as Josh continues his
speech until Ray’s music cuts the crowd’s noise down.
Mr. Rabies comes out from the back with a microphone in hand
and speaks up, “Josh, nothing came out of my ass last week, I can
assure you of that...expect maybe your head!” The crowd begins to
boo. “Josh, ever since we’ve known each other you’ve always
wanted to be like me, I started to show creative talents through my art
and playing the occasional guitar and piano then you had to pick up a
guitar and start working in an attempt to outshine me. Then I
decided to start working out and there you were, right behind me
working out. You even went to great lengths to become,” he laughs
mostly to himself, “bigger than me, but will never happen. And
tonight I’m going to pound you into the ground and take my second and
much deserved victory over you to prove once again that I’m better than
you!”
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| It Don't Get No
Bigger Than Me September 29, 2005 |
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The scene opens to what is becoming an all too familiar
face, Josh Joskow and his trusty friend, a microphone. “Now this
is just getting ridiculous, Ray. I beat you last week, I’m up 2
pin falls to your 1. Why did you request another match with
me? I thought it was a best 3 or can you not count, unlike me
seems to have far more superior counting as well as mathematics
skills.” Josh begins to laugh at his own joke when Mr. Rabies’
music plays.
Josh stops and looks to the ramp. After a few moments
one comes from the backroom like expected but instead Ray slips into
the ring behind Josh undetected and starts an attack.
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| You're Getting
Too Big for Your Britches September 30, 2005 |
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Josh Joskow’s music hits and the fans react in a big
way. He makes his way down to the ring and takes up a
microphone. “Ray?...Ray. Honestly, Ray? This is just
getting annoying now. Last week I was in this ring telling you
how I beat you 2 pins to your 1, and yet you still challenged me...and
lost! You had to jump me from behind like the loser that you
are...and I still beat you! The way I see it, I’m up 3 pins to
your 1. This is just sad Ray.”
Ray’s music hits and the fans ‘boo’ him as he steps out onto
the ramp, mic in hand, “No, Howdy, that isn’t sad.” Josh’s face
changes from his normal big smile to that of a
teeth-grinding-locked-jaw look at the mention of “Howdy”.
“In all the times you have ‘claimed’ to have beaten me,” Mr.
Rabies continued, “ you say you have pinned me 3 times but there is one
thing you have yet to do. A pin fall is a victory for women and
from what I see you have 3 pin fall victories thus making you a very
big woman!” Ray laughs out loud while the crowd just ‘boos’ him.
Josh speaks up, “Ray you are the biggest woman I know,
that’s about the only thing that you beat me at. And will
probably be the only thing you will ever beat me at.”
Ray quickly retorts, “Howdy, you have pinned me 3 times but
there is one thing you had failed to make me do and that’s submit...do
you think you’re man enough to make me submit, because the only way to
win tonight is submission only.” Ray’s smile slowly grows into
that of a sick twist of lips and mole.
Josh just starts to laughs as he waves Ray down to the ring
in invitation.
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