ALL ABOUT AARDVARKS

I suppose, in all honesty, I know nothing about Aardvarks, but I will attempt to initiate viewers into the world of Aardvarkery, even though i'm a bit of a novice. Somewhere on this site theres a heavy duty legal disclaimer protecting me from any lawsuits I may receive from any Aardvark lovers, who, shocked at my lack of knowledge, may wish punish me for this outrage.

Splendid and very ruthless hunters guide, instructing the weekend poacher on how to track, find, capture, and ultimately, serve a nice hot cup of tea to a defenceless frightened Aardvark.

Varkologists have completed a countless colossal database on the virtual Varkesque, and collated multiples of mindless facts about its behaviours and molecularisms. Sadly, you'll find none of that here, because, quite obviously, I dont know jack about Aardvarks. But I love them with an unparalleled passion, so i'll give it my best shot.

Post an Aardvark Anecdote to me at once. Maybe you and your pet Aardvark could share thoughts, tribulations, and tea-drinking nightmares with the globular community. Aardvark Confessionals are most welcome and shared with the worldwide web in the strictest of confidence.

I'm the proud owner of a little pet Aarkvark, who roams freely in my back yard in London Town. Cunningly, it hides in the bushes when I approach, and then attacks me quickly by waddling up and prodding its snout into my ankle. Yes, Charlie the Aardvark leads a full life, but I really must acquire a mate for him, and maybe a few friends. Pet Aardvarks can be great fun, almost as much fun as Marcus, my pet Piglet. Both pets get along fine, and spend many happy hours rolling around in their own manure. Anyway, I think its feeding time again. The virtuous Vark is nibbling at my shoelaces, thinking they're earthworms. I wonder if it would like a nice cup of Tea instead?

George has gone to unbelievably great lengths to set up the Aardvark Appreciationists Webring, which is a very special gathering place of all the worlds Aardvark loving Websites. If you have a wonderful Website devoted to those superb ant eating mammals, then sign up immediately to the Ring.

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Its jolly easy, just click on the 'Join Now', register, and stick one of these banners on your site. Its so jolly easy, even I could do it. Marvellous. Lovers of worldwide Aarvarkery unite and take over!